Caption Thread Part 3 - BOOM CHA!!!

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Adam couldn't help feeling guilty when Bono finally managed to pull his superglued-hand off his face...

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Wow, what a great show. Nothing can go wrong tonight!

: Wait...what is that!?!!?!? Is that a ladybug on my crotch??? AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Shoo, shoo, shoo....aaggghhh!! I'm so scared of ladybugs!!!!

(screaming like a little girl) Get it off me!!!! Get it off me!!!!!!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: C'mon PLEBAns! I'll take all of you on!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Adam was pissed off when Bono pointed out a little clause in his contract that said nobody could appear to be taller than Bono in all Vertigo tour photos. The contract also states that violation of the clause would result in Adam losing his beloved spoon collection, so he reluctantly obliges.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Edge complied with the clause too, lest he lose his beanie collection.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(man with headband): And so we thought we'd surprise Bono with his favorite item: A beach ball! He was so delighted.

<groans> Yeah, ah-ha-ha-ha, beach balls are my favorite.

 

[Miringeltje]

Since I have enjoyed lurking on this thread for a while, I thought it was time to take the plunge.

I'm really sorry that I'm using the pictures of such an important event. But these faces Bono is/was making, are/were just too good to pass up.

Oh no, I'm in deep trouble. I can't believe I accidentily brougth these unfinished lyrics sheets instead of my G8 speech. What is Bob gonna say if he finds out....

Hm, let's think how am I gonna talk my way out of this one...

Perhaps I should look at him like this...

Bob: I wonder what Bono's up too. He's been making all these weird faces. You'd almost think something is wrong.

 

[Miringeltje]

Better ask him now than to find out later.
Bono, is something wrong?

Well, uhm....(crashed head)

Thinking to himself: I really hope this face works, before I tell him the truth....

Tell me now, Bono. We don't have time for theater.

I brought my lyric sheets instead of my speech...

 

[Miringeltje]

Oh, Bono, how many times do I have to tell you to check if you brought the right papers before you walk out of the door.
We better come up with a solution quick.

Both of them are thinking....

Listen Bono, we'll just admit you switched your papers, so everybody can have a laugh about it. After that, just leave the talking to me.

In the meantime the speaker to Bono's left has finished and it's Bono's time to talk.

Bob takes over.

Ladies and gentleman, now it was Bono's time to talk. But unfortunately, he has brought the wrong papers with him. And since I brought my book, I'll do the talking this time around.

 

[Miringeltje]

Oh, how imberrasing (sp?)

Some commotion going on. Everybody is yelling through each other. "Bono, is this true?", "What's going on?", "Did you really...?"

Yes, everybody...

I hate to admit it, but it is true

Well, that's at least one thing we can laugh about today...

 

[Miringeltje]

So anyway, please applause for mr. Bob Geldof.

Bono: totally absent minded....

Man, I can not believe how I screwed this one up today.

Man, I can't believe I won't be speaking today...

Hey wait, you'd almost think

 

[Miringeltje]

somebody else

did this to me...

you think Bob took his chance?

No way, that's not possible...

or is it?

is it?

 

[corianderstem]

Applause! Standing ovation! Outstanding use of Bono's sad puppy face!

 

[GracelandHarley]

Bravo, Miringeljte! Very funny! And welcome to the dark side...

 

[GracelandHarley]

This isn't just his sad puppy face... it's his sad Shar Pei face! Sweet Bono!

 

[Sad_Girl]

Um... excuse me, you must be new here... y'see, the only person what gets to use the mic is me!

 

[GracelandHarley]

That's funny... ... and a bit scary!!

 

[hay]

these are great

 

[BonoFox1]

Um... excuse me, you must be new here... y'see, the only person what gets to use the mic is me!

Good one Sad Girl!

 

[BonoFox1]

And may I give a hugeto MIRINGET! Your captions ROCK!! I laughed so hard!! and Yes WELCOME to PLEBA!!!

 

[arhitetka]

great stuf Miringeltje and Lemon grrrrrl

ladybugs

 

[Ikkin]

Edge: Bono! Look out behind you! It's a giant killer beach ball!
Bono: Huh?

-Nikki

 

[Ikkin]

Bob: Mamma mia
Bono: here I go again
Both: My my, how can I resist you?

-Nikki

 

[Storm/Light]

Bob: Mamma mia
Bono: here I go again
Both: My my, how can I resist you?

-Nikki

That and the killer beachball cracked me up! All of these recent captions are fantastic, I am enjoying this thread more than ever! I just wish I was good enough to contribute my own

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: I'm not messing around, Edge...give me back my shoe!

: You think you can beat me up? Dude, you can't even dress yourself right.

: You're just jealous that I have happy trails and you don't.

: Well at least I know how to use a zipper!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bono once again forgot to shower that day and the band gave him the usual punishment: Stand at least an arm's length away from the others at all times.

: How does that man forget? Can't he smell himself?
: I think all that 'saving the world thing' has taken its toll on his sense of smell.
: Did I use enough hair gel this morning? Wait, I only used 2 tubes. Or did I use 3? Oh, yes, I used 3. Good. My hair looks good. Sh*t, I always look good anyway. Chicks dig me. Good. Cool. Wait...did I use 2 or 3 tubes? Dammit!
:

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Genius, Miringeltje...pure genius. Excellent use of the puppy dog face!

 

[chickadee]

Bono tried to hide his disappointment after the 'Bono Lookalike' Contest wasn't quite as successful as he'd hoped...

 

[Golightly Grrl]

Bono once again forgot to shower that day and the band gave him the usual punishment: Stand at least an arm's length away from the others at all times.

: How does that man forget? Can't he smell himself?
: I think all that 'saving the world thing' has taken its toll on his sense of smell.
: Did I use enough hair gel this morning? Wait, I only used 2 tubes. Or did I use 3? Oh, yes, I used 3. Good. My hair looks good. Sh*t, I always look good anyway. Chicks dig me. Good. Cool. Wait...did I use 2 or 3 tubes? Dammit!
:

Diet Pepsi all over my monitor! Too funny! Larry and the hair gel thing never gets old. Sometimes I think the Exxon Valdez slammed into his head.

 

[chickadee]

I know this might sound a little similar now but before I saw that last caption I was gonna go with

Despite their best efforts, Larry, Edge and Adam weren't able to shake off the rogue 'Big Issue' seller.