Caption Thread Part 3 - BOOM CHA!!!

[one4u2]

I'll just quickly sneak one more page, it's so good I just can't put it down!

 

[Ikkin]

Bono: Okay, I'll count to 100 and you guys go hide! 1...2...3...
Adam: *whispers* Guys now we can make our escape! Quickly out the backdoor!

-Nikki

 

[kcline1]

uhhhhhhhhhh

Psst ... do you know what song we're supposed to be doing!?

Dammit, Adam — it was your turn to babysit his cheat sheet! Now he's screwing us up again!

Edge, just make something up — quick ....

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

I loved these when I first read them, which is why, after looking up tabs on ultimate-guitar.com today, I had to post this.

ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/r/rolling_stones/ruby_tuesday_crd.htm

Scroll down to Chorus.

My mom's the one who found it, and we both through a laughing fit. I think dad thinks we've lost our minds.

Has anyone seen this, or was this what inspired that caption to begin with?

Great captions!

-Anna

I hadn't seen this! H chord was just something that I came up with off the cuff. Too funny!!!!!!! Thanks for sharing.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Bono dreams of one day becoming a part of the Garfield "Stuck On You" craze

 

[Meghan]

*shudder* This isn't what I needed to see first thing in the morning.....

 

[BEVERLY56]

"I could swear there was a toilet here! And please close the door when you leave."

 

[BEVERLY56]

"Hmm, wonder if he'll let me borrow his skirt, I actually like it much better than that dress I sometimes wear."

 

[U2Girl1978]

So that's how you perform that move!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

*Snorts* Good one, U2Girl1978 .

"Hmm, wonder if he'll let me borrow his skirt, I actually like it much better than that dress I sometimes wear."

... Love the toilet one, too .

Bono: Okay, I'll count to 100 and you guys go hide! 1...2...3...
Adam: *whispers* Guys now we can make our escape! Quickly out the backdoor!

-Nikki

!

Angela

 

[chickadee]

Once again, Adam found the old tried & tested 'superglue' trick worked wonders after he bet Bono couldn't cover his entire face with his hand. Mwahaha.

 

[chickadee]

Bono: "If I'd known I had to dance the Gay Gordons I'd have dressed for the occasion!"

Ah my God, I would LOVE to see Bono dancing the Gay Gordons!

 

[kellyahern]

Geldof: "Bono, Mr. Trump said no notes in the boardroom. He hates notes."

 

[one4u2]

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I should've had a V 8!

 

[one4u2]

*Jeopardy theme plays in background*

Lead singer of an irish band

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

*Jeopardy theme plays in background*

Lead singer of an irish band

!

Like the superglue one, too .

Angela

 

[BonoFox1]

Geldof: "Bono, Mr. Trump said no notes in the boardroom. He hates notes."

Cute!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Okay so I got bored and played with PhotoShop.

: <<sigh>> I knew I should have listened to Larry when he said to run away from PLEBAns!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

!

Like the superglue one, too .

Angela

I love them both - they should be combined.

Adam tried to lighten the mood at the G8 summit with the old tried & tested 'superglue' trick. Needless to say, the heads of state weren't amused.

Geldof was amused, however, seeing as Bono fell for the trick not once, but twice.

 

[Meghan]

Bono: Hey Edge! You said I looked good in purple, right?

Edge:

 

[Meghan]

Bono: Psst! Edge! I dare you to push Adam off the boat!

Edge: But he's got the car keys...

Bono: Only to his car - I've still got mine.

Edge:

Larry: These jeans sure are tight. Knew I shoulda gone with board shorts, but that would have meant I had to brush my leg hairs, and gel my leg hairs, and re-gel my leg hairs...

Adam: Love, love me do! You know I love you! I'll always be true, so plee-eeee-ease.... Love me SPLOOSH!!

Bono/Edge/Larry:

 

[hay]

Bono: Psst! Edge! I dare you to push Adam off the boat!

Edge: But he's got the car keys...

Bono: Only to his car - I've still got mine.

Edge:

Larry: These jeans sure are tight. Knew I shoulda gone with board shorts, but that would have meant I had to brush my leg hairs, and gel my leg hairs, and re-gel my leg hairs...

Adam: Love, love me do! You know I love you! I'll always be true, so plee-eeee-ease.... Love me SPLOOSH!!

Bono/Edge/Larry:

Larry's leg hairs

 

[Gosia]

Edge: Ok, just one more beachball and you will regret it...

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

Okay this is lame, but when I looked at it I thought ..

Edge : Hey! Wheres my coffee,bitch! I asked for a mocha!

..Im lame

 

[Sad_Girl]

Um... guys... I hate to alarm you, but there's a group of Plebans and they're heading straight toward us!

 

[Sad_Girl]

Adam, is that a beachball way up there?
Uh-oh... Edge is going to go off on whoever brought that here!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Okay this is lame, but when I looked at it I thought ..

Edge : Hey! Wheres my coffee,bitch! I asked for a mocha!

..Im lame

I think it's brilliant!!!!

 

[chickadee]

Adam couldn't help feeling guilty when Bono finally managed to pull his superglued-hand off his face...

 

[MooMoo!]

Okay this is lame, but when I looked at it I thought ..

Edge : Hey! Wheres my coffee,bitch! I asked for a mocha!

..Im lame

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Okay this is lame, but when I looked at it I thought ..

Edge : Hey! Wheres my coffee,bitch! I asked for a mocha!

..Im lame

I think it's perfect!