Shuttlecock! Part X - Forfeit! Racquet Smash!

[No spoken words]

all of Southern Connecticut has great pizza. there's great pizza at the fucking New London mall.

i will say, though, that a friend of mine ran into Axl Rose at an NYC pizza joint. that doesn't happen in Southern Connecticut.

I have never had bad pizza in Connecticut, but never really had any that blew me away. And, I've been to and through that state a million times. Still, would rather have CT pizza than 48 other state's worth of pizza, so there's that.

War made me a big U2 fan.

UF made me a superfan.

JT made me a double superfan.

 

[phillyfan26]

I had both Best Ofs and then decided, based on a friend of my father's suggestion, to purchase the Joshua Tree. I got through the first three tracks, all of which I'd heard, and then heard Bullet the Blue Sky. Bono's vocals on that completely threw me for a loop. That was my first non-greatest hit experience.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I loved the pizza I had in Italy, especially in Piedmont region.

 

[corianderstem]

i have one great celebrity story.

Hey, me too!

 

[lazarus]

Behold, the Laz Signal:

OHH, GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Hey, me too!

Laz Wayne rolls with the best of 'em.

 

[Irvine511]

Hey, me too!

^ not fair.

mine involves this little dweeb:

i still do love Play, though.

 

[Irvine511]

question, though, Cori: how is Bono taller than you?

i thought no one was taller than Bono?

 

[LemonMelon]

I found a Coldplay CD in the garbage last year, liked that song with the whining on it, and thought it was U2, so I downloaded NLOTH in August. Once I got my now virus-free computer back from the shop, I found it was the same album I found in the garbage. Now I'm suing Bono for being a liar and stealing from the poor (EG: me).

That's my fan story.

 

[Irvine511]

OHH, GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

is this "god" as in an orgasmic scream?

or "good" as in "is she about a Size 14?"

 

[phillyfan26]

is this "god" as in an orgasmic scream?

or "good" as in "is she about a Size 14?"

It's "good" as in, "OHHH GOOOOOOOOOD. I hope it was fucking good, because it's useless now, isn't it?"

 

[corianderstem]

I want to hear your Moby story! I dig Moby.

I'm 5'2". He had his usual shoes with the ridiculous soles, but he still had a good number of inches on me.

I don't remember if he said anything to me. He smelled really, really good. I do remember that. And the hug and kiss on the cheek.

*swoon*

Shame about the horrid hair he was sporting at the time.

/shallow

 

[Irvine511]

I found a Coldplay CD in the garbage last year, liked that song with the whining on it, and thought it was U2, so I downloaded NLOTH in August. Once I got my now virus-free computer back from the shop, I found it was the same album I found in the garbage. Now I'm suing Bono for being a liar and stealing from the poor (EG: me).

That's my fan story.

i will also say that when i first heard Achtung Baby, i thought to myself, "no mainstream artist has ever articulated the plight of the Palestinian people better than Bono."

hence, superfan.

 

[phillyfan26]

i will also say that when i first heard Achtung Baby, i thought to myself, "no mainstream artist has ever articulated the plight of the Palestinian people better than Bono."

hence, superfan.

True fans hate Israel!

 

[Irvine511]

I want to hear your Moby story! I dig Moby.

I'm 5'2". He had his usual shoes with the ridiculous soles, but he still had a good number of inches on me.

I don't remember if he said anything to me. He smelled really, really good. I do remember that. And the hug and kiss on the cheek.

*swoon*

Shame about the horrid hair he was sporting at the time.

/shallow

i have been writing for the last three days straight, so i don't have the energy to write anything but idiotic ripostes to other equally idiotic ripostes.

but hold me to it. it's a funny story. and i'll expound when i have more energy.

that is something that i've heard people say -- Bono smells amazing.

though, i will say, as a homosexual, i've never found Bono attractive. i've found him kind of awesome at various points, but never sexually attractive.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I will commit all sorts of KNIFE CRIME to score said tickets.

My students are familiar with the ways of KNIFE CRIME. Perhaps I can dispatch them as well to obtain said tickets.

 

[corianderstem]

i've never found Bono attractive. i've found him kind of awesome at various points, but never sexually attractive.

Sometimes I look at him and think "... he doesn't do much for me anymore, and I kind of wish he'd shut up."

Other times I look at him and think "HOLY JESUS GOD, DO ME NOW."

This may or may not be influenced by my hormonal activity at any given time.

 

[LemonMelon]

True fans hate Israel!

And spit on Brian Williams (along with anyone named Brian Williams; only a Jew would be stupid enough to name their child after that despicable piece of trash).

 

[lazarus]

"HOLY JESUS GOD, DO ME NOW."

Please don't abuse the Laz Signal.

 

[Irvine511]

My students are familiar with the ways of KNIFE CRIME. Perhaps I can dispatch them as well to obtain said tickets.

my brother used to teach at Roberto Clemente.

i assume your school is similar?

 

[Irvine511]

And spit on Brian Williams (along with anyone named Brian Williams; only a Jew would be stupid enough to name their child after that despicable piece of trash).

it's just shameful how far U2 and Bono The Liar has fallen.

i blame that Zionist Pig Paul McGuinne$$.

 

[corianderstem]

Please don't abuse the Laz Signal.

Oh, well played. I laughed very hard at that.

 

[LemonMelon]

Well, looks like I've just found my new sig:

corianderstem, referring to this man:

HOLY JESUS GOD, DO ME NOW

 

[corianderstem]

Ha!

 

[Irvine511]

^ it really does look like a toupe there.

yeah, Bono has fake hair, y'all. deal with it.

 

[corianderstem]

As long as he wears his fake hair short, I'm okay with that.

Man, I miss the Zoo TV falsetto.

Ooh hoooh hoooooooooh! Satellite of loooooove!

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

my brother used to teach at Roberto Clemente.

i assume your school is similar?

A few shades darker than Clemente, but similar. (without the Gates funding but with the small learning communities) The females are more savvy with a (razor) blade than the males however.

 

[Irvine511]

yes, more short hair.

so there's a Killers video on LOGO.

is it bad that i can think of many terrible things to do to Brandon Flowers?

 

[LemonMelon]

^ it really does look like a toupe there.

yeah, Bono has fake hair, y'all. deal with it.

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f189/a-little-touching-up-187839.html

Good times.

 

[Irvine511]

A few shades darker than Clemente, but similar. (without the Gates funding but with the small learning communities) The females are more savvy with a (razor) blade than the males however.

he said girlfights were always worse.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

^ it really does look like a toupe there.

yeah, Bono has fake hair, y'all. deal with it.

Do you have any idea the shitstorm this statement can cause in PLEBA/EYKIW??