Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

[impy13]

Good evening, Cock Force.

 

[UberBeaver]

People love being offended cause it gives them a place in which they can pinpoint why they're unhappy. I've never met anyone that is both happy and easily offended.

 

[No spoken words]

People love being offended cause it gives them a place in which they can pinpoint why they're unhappy. I've never met anyone that is both happy and easily offended.

Good point. Also, STFU whore.

 

[UberBeaver]

Good point. Also, STFU whore.

I prefer Lady of the Night, douche. "whore" is offensive, assfuck.

 

[impy13]

So I decided to go to team trivia with my pals tonight, as I often do on Wednesdays. I just got home.

I have a paper due at midnight. And I'm on here instead. Fuck. Me.

 

[No spoken words]

I prefer Lady of the Night, douche. "whore" is offensive, assfuck.

I'm sorry. Can we hug?

 

[No spoken words]

So I decided to go to team trivia with my pals tonight, as I often do on Wednesdays. I just got home.

I have a paper due at midnight. And I'm on here instead. Fuck. Me.

Did you win?

You have one hour to do your paper. What's it on?

 

[LemonMelon]

So I decided to go to team trivia with my pals tonight, as I often do on Wednesdays. I just got home.

I have a paper due at midnight. And I'm on here instead. Fuck. Me.

Best of luck. You're going to need it after fucking up that hay bailing exam.

 

[No spoken words]

best of luck. You're going to need it after fucking up that hay bailing exam.

yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[impy13]

Did you win?

You have one hour to do your paper. What's it on?

We didn't win tonight, came a point shy of show. It's not a problem really, we win more often than not. They also had a tournament of champions night where previous winners were invited to compete. We won that and received a free Super Bowl party in which we racked up a $500 bill between eight of us. On the fucking house.

The paper is a reaction paper to the chapter I should have read for my constitutional design class. It can be on anything, but I'm going to go with "why does the electoral college suck so much cock?"

 

[LMP]

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[impy13]

Got em, coach! Finished that bitch.

Best of luck. You're going to need it after fucking up that hay bailing exam.

Actually, my exam blunder was in Cattle Ropin'. Nice try though.

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When you guys were making those jokes yesterday, I figured you already knew that band existed.

 

[LemonMelon]

Actually, my exam blunder was in Cattle Ropin'. Nice try though.

My mistake.

 

[impy13]

Okay, now you've got too far. There was a perfectly good explanation for that:

Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


By the way, one of the trivia questions tonight was "which five years did the Cowboys win the Super Bowl (Or Superbowl if you're a moron)?" NAILED IT.

 

[No spoken words]

Got em, coach! Finished that bitch.



Actually, my exam blunder was in Cattle Ropin'. Nice try though.



When you guys were making those jokes yesterday, I figured you already knew that band existed.

I didn't, but, when we refer to NASA we're not talking about some lame-ass band. We're talking about music from space. Or whales.

 

[LemonMelon]

As funny as that Onion article was, it still wasn't as hilarious as seeing the snap as it happened. Man, that was something else.

 

[No spoken words]

As funny as that Onion article was, it still wasn't as hilarious as seeing the snap as it happened. Man, that was something else.

Hey DaveC, shut up please, before Impy's friend Mrs. Garrison comes wandering in here.

 

[LemonMelon]

Hey DaveC, shut up please, before Impy's friend Mrs. Garrison comes wandering in here.

It'll be the most ass I've seen in months.

 

[No spoken words]

It'll be the most ass I've seen in months years my entire life.

Squibbidy-doo.

 

[LemonMelon]

Squibbidy-doo.

lollercaust.

 

[No spoken words]

 

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[LemonMelon]

If Redskins never won another game, I would be OK with it as long as Daniel Snyder funded a Michael Bay-directed adaptation of Monday Night Jihad.

He'd best get on that.

 

[No spoken words]

I'll just admit that the above ROFLCopter/Apocalypse Now clip is cracking me up big-time.

Snyder + Bay + MNJ = Win

 

[LemonMelon]

I have no idea who that digitize guy is, but he deserves a pat on the back for supplying us with this:

 

[No spoken words]

I have no idea who that digitize guy is, but he deserves a pat on the back for supplying us with this:

That never gets old. Brilliant. And, yes, Digitize deserves credit for finding and posting that thing.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh man, we're already at post #986. Who's going to create Shuttlecock v. 10?

 

[impy13]

Whoever does better have a humdinger of a name. Feel free to cull from my underappreciated masterpiece "Cock (Not Coming Down)."

 

[LemonMelon]

Whoever does better have a humdinger of a name. Feel free to cull from my underappreciated masterpiece "Cock (Not Coming Down)."

Those lyrics were a fine effort on your part.

I'll take credit for the name itself.

 

[impy13]

And I'll give credit where credit is due. I daresay it was my finest effort, as far as a coherent theme or storyline goes.