Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

[LemonMelon]

I'll say A Sort of Cock Coming was my best effort. It's just a shame that NSW was over the Shuttlecockings by the time I wrote it.

 

[impy13]

Yeah, I really dug that one. It's hard to pick Laz's, but I'm leaning toward "Shuttling to Stand Still."

I think NSW's disillusion with Cockified lyrics is due in part to his obsession with the new album. He seemed positively aghast when I recommended reading along the Cockified lyrics while listening to it.

Or maybe he's just a dick and he hates fun. It's a toss up.

 

[LemonMelon]

Ah...Shuttling. A classic. I believe Sometimes You Can't Serve It On Your Own was the original Shuttlecock lyric transcription, also courtesy of Laz.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

There's no chance I'm going to ask it over in The Other Place but did they actually manage to get a leaked audio version of Winter? Or is that request thread up there because Dan_Smee had a hot sensation in his pants and they decided to jump the gun?

 

[LemonMelon]

Yeah, it's out. I was sent a link, but it could only be downloaded 10 times, so I missed out.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I'm listening to it right now. It's ripped in absolutely terrible quality, but I like what I'm hearing.

The start sounds like - GASP - a Coldplay song. Viva La Vida, specifically. The comedy Gods had their eye on Interference when they crafted this one.

 

[LemonMelon]

It doesn't sound bad or anything, but this is what Eno was wetting himself over?

 

[LemonMelon]

Shuttlecock is getting into knife crime, but there's butter on that knife.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Winter does for butter and toast what Psycho did for showers.

 

[Dalton]

Can one of you cocks PM me a link?

 

[Dalton]

So, I don't love Winter. I'm glad it's not on the album.

 

[Varitek]

wow, cockter is pretty damn good. as is the video. i'm excited for this shit, my copy of which is being shipped to another damn continent.

 

[Varitek]

it's better than get on your cocks. it isn't as good as eno's wet dream implies, but i like it.

i like liking new u2.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

this is a work of art.

someone needs to PM me Winter

 

[zonelistener]

Can one of you cocks PM me a link?

Me too?