Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

[No spoken words]

Have any of you ever watched someone else get absolutely annihilated and said "is Bono OK?" Because that would be one of the first references I would make. It's too easy.

Not yet, but it'll happen.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Have any of you ever watched someone else get absolutely annihilated and said "is Bono OK?" Because that would be one of the first references I would make. It's too easy.

i've not, but i feel i should.

edit: bye lumpy

 

[impy13]

All this Dune bullshit is reminding me of perhaps my favorite NSW quote ever:

I'll dip into the same wells often. I don't care. Checking your lease. Ackbar'ing it up. Referring to Dune when nobody else gives a fuck. I do it, and I'll keep doing it.

 

[No spoken words]

I've shown the Lady Friend and The Lady Friend's Cool Nerdy Friend Who Likes Tron the entire "Lovely Feyd" scene and they fucking love it... especially when Rabban walks out of the room and shoves a midget to the ground out of nowhere.



That's from one of my favorite episodes of Buffy, and Oz was my favorite character to boot.



Same here. Later, honkies.

That's awesome.

Later.

 

[Sicy]

Oh! Gotcha. If we ever meet, I would love to see you ban someone in real life. That would rule.

:ban:

One time at the BAWs I banned Doozer for a night and we all laughed.

 

[bono_212]

He's not even read the book. You will have read it soon. Respect.

I hope to finish that soon. I need to respect the film.

 

[No spoken words]

All this Dune bullshit is reminding me of perhaps my favorite NSW quote ever:

I'm true to my word.

 

[corianderstem]

That's from one of my favorite episodes of Buffy, and Oz was my favorite character to boot.

"Do you like my new mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!"

G'night, LMP! I'll have to remember you're a Buffy fan and raise occasional quotes.

 

[LemonMelon]

hey, woah. i'd appreciate the fan fic.

let's not go overboard here.

We need to think of a name for this series if it's ever going to happen.

"Two Cocks Beat Off As One" would bring in the viewers, but I'm not sure that would fly with the mods.

 

[No spoken words]

I hope to finish that soon. I need to respect the film.

The film is hard to respect. The book is a seminal work, unless you wear a 10-gallon hat.

 

[impy13]

seminal work

When did we start talking about Lance's Mom?

unless you wear a 10-gallon hat.

Fuck you.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

We need to think of a name for this series if it's ever going to happen.

"Two Cocks Beat Off As One" would bring in the viewers, but I'm not sure that would fly with the mods.

haha, true. but that is a brilliant title.

 

[corianderstem]

"Two Cocks Beat Off As One" would bring in the viewers, but I'm not sure that would fly with the mods.

Yeah, you're entering slash territory there. I do believe that is verboten.

Which is probably a good thing, because I really don't want to have to wash my eyes out with bleach after my occasional visits to that part of the forum. I mean, it's bad enough already. But ... bleach. Bleach would be needed.

 

[bono_212]

The film is hard to respect. The book is a seminal work, unless you wear a 10-gallon hat.

I respect things that are perhaps, not very fine quality at all. It's how I roll. I've a feeling I'm going to enjoy this.

And since I temporarily live in Texas, I suppose I'm supposed to be wearing one?

 

[No spoken words]

When did we start talking about Lance's Mom?

Ohhhhh, gooooooooood for you.

 

[No spoken words]

I respect things that are perhaps, not very fine quality at all. It's how I roll. I've a feeling I'm going to enjoy this.

And since I temporarily live in Texas, I suppose I'm supposed to be wearing one?

I forgot to factor that in and have now really confused myself.

 

[coolian2]

We need to think of a name for this series if it's ever going to happen.

"Two Cocks Beat Off As One" would bring in the viewers, but I'm not sure that would fly with the mods.

that has my support.

just make it an acronym. like bono's hd! works perfect in pleba.

 

[corianderstem]

I've been trying to make Angry Bale references to my friends, but am always sad to learn they have no idea what I'm going on about, and why I'm swearing at them all of a sudden.

 

[LemonMelon]

I've been trying to make Angry Bale references to my friends, but am always sad to learn they have no idea what I'm going on about, and why I'm swearing at them all of a sudden.

I've ended my relationship professionally with 17 people since that rant leaked out.

 

[u2popmofo]

You know what people fall back on?

Interference gossip.

No lie. It's fun.

I enjoyed talking shit on Beach Clips on the way to Radiohead with Joyful and Martha.

 

[impy13]

Easiest Bale-isms to work into conversation:

- "For fuck's sake, you're amateur."

- "You and me, we’re fucking done, professionally."

And of course: "OHHHH GOOOOOOOODDD"



Thank me later.

 

[bono_212]

I forgot to factor that in and have now really confused myself.

Should I go rip the book up? tell me now. I'm really lost and confused.

I've been trying to make Angry Bale references to my friends, but am always sad to learn they have no idea what I'm going on about, and why I'm swearing at them all of a sudden.

The perks of being a film major, I suppose. We make jokes about that all the time. Especially on set.

 

[No spoken words]

Should I go rip the book up? tell me now. I'm really lost and confused.



The perks of being a film major, I suppose. We make jokes about that all the time. Especially on set.

Read it with the hat off.

 

[corianderstem]

One of my friends disappointed me - he seems to be pretty up on what the latest jokes and memes are on teh internetz, but he didn't know the Bale reference.

 

[LemonMelon]

Should I go rip the book up? tell me now. I'm really lost and confused.

Impy is a hick. That is the beginning and end of the joke.

 

[bono_212]

Read it with the hat off.

You are wise beyond your years.

 

[No spoken words]

Just listened to that Live NLOTH bit again....I'm so fucking ready for that song.

 

[impy13]

I don't think knowing how to hambone and play the jug necessarily makes me a hick.

I'm sure the Shiner Bock and Copenhagen aren't really helping my image around here.

 

[corianderstem]

I had been planning on listening to the alternate NLOTH tonight to get me through the final week, but you know what?

I feel like I don't need it. I can make it another 6 days without hearing anything else.

I'm strong. I'm a survivor, man!

 

[No spoken words]

That's going to do it for me, kids. Sleep well!