Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

[impy13]

I will cut a bitch

And that, my friends, is how Cori got into the KNIFE CRIME scene.

 

[LMP]

I'm curious about this.

Same.

 

[martha]

If it's too far out of state, like in say, Omaha for instance, I think it'd just be me.

I am not going back to Omaha for anything. Even a Boner form Boner himself.

 

[phillyfan26]

If it's too far out of state, like in say, Omaha for instance, I think it'd just be me.

Also, Orange Box is only $20 and 'Cock tickets are way more expensive than that. It's simple economics, Dan.

Like simple mathematics?

I mean, if you hang out with yo-yos, you get yo-yo friends, y'know?

 

[phillyfan26]

I figure the taller ones can put all of the Musketeers up on their shoulders and everyone would be happy.

LM would be the one to flash Boner though.

The Musketeers are a particularly short group of individuals.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm on the KNIFE CRIME scene? Sweet!

I haven't met many. UKTan, who rarely posts here anymore, is a total peach. I hung with her and another rare Interlander for a few shows on the last tour, and we had a good time. I've also met jesseU2, Thora and SeattleVertigo, with whom I had a lovely time seeing both Muse and Arcade Fire the other year.

 

[LMP]

I am not going back to Omaha for anything. Even a Boner form Boner himself.

We can always room with a champ.

Like simple mathematics?

I mean, if you hang out with yo-yos, you get yo-yo friends, y'know?

If I can change, you can change... WE ALL CAN CHANGE.

 

[impy13]

I hope you realize how much effort I'm putting into not beating a certain joke/reference to death. Restraint is not my strong suit.

Blah blah blah same old Lollapalooza bullshit blah blah blah.

I'm curious about this.

No names, but I met a couple people who were a little strange. Socially inept, I suppose. I mean they're the only two people I've ever met from the internet, but there's a certain way you can act to not be awkward and odd.

 

[LMP]

The Musketeers are a particularly short group of individuals.

We all form one Carek.

 

[lazarus]

No names, but I met a couple people who were a little strange. Socially inept, I suppose. I mean they're the only two people I've ever met from the internet, but there's a certain way you can act to not be awkward and odd.

Aren't those people going to know you're talking about them?

 

[corianderstem]

It's weird how some people are so easy-going and a laugh-a-minute on the internet, but you meet them in real life, and you'd swear they'd never left their homes before. I realize some people are just shy, but other people? Not so much.

I'd laugh really hard if we all met up and had absolutely nothing to say to each other. Just stood around, hands in pockets, kicking at gravel, mumbling "Hey."

 

[No spoken words]

No names, but I met a couple people who were a little strange. Socially inept, I suppose. I mean they're the only two people I've ever met from the internet, but there's a certain way you can act to not be awkward and odd.

Were you down in Jamaica?

 

[martha]

Socially inept, I suppose.

Socially inept people on Interference??

 

[No spoken words]

I'm on the KNIFE CRIME scene? Sweet!

I haven't met many. UKTan, who rarely posts here anymore, is a total peach. I hung with her and another rare Interlander for a few shows on the last tour, and we had a good time. I've also met jesseU2, Thora and SeattleVertigo, with whom I had a lovely time seeing both Muse and Arcade Fire the other year.

Didn't you meet Diemen?

 

[LMP]

Were you down in Jamaica?

Jah loves the sexy people.

 

[phillyfan26]

If I can change, you can change... WE ALL CAN CHANGE.

Do you have anything derogatory to say about the champ?

Yeah ... yeah, he's great.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I've never met a person from Interland in person before, so what better way to do so than at a Shuttlecock show?

I've never met anyone from the site either, it would probably be a bit strange at first but, yeah, a Shuttlecock show would probably be the best way to do it. You'd have the mutual interest thing to fall back on if it got awkward. I don't know.

 

[lazarus]

It's weird how some people are so easy-going and a laugh-a-minute on the internet, but you meet them in real life, and you'd swear they'd never left their homes before. I realize some people are just shy, but other people? Not so much.

I'd laugh really hard if we all met up and had absolutely nothing to say to each other. Just stood around, hands in pockets, kicking at gravel, mumbling "Hey."

I hope no one can only talk through one of those Stephen Hawking devices.

Because that might be awkward.

 

[martha]

We all form one Carek.

Nice.

/bitchy martha

 

[corianderstem]

Didn't you meet Diemen?

Yes. I knew I was forgetting someone important. And he was the most recent Interlander I met?

Lo, I am full of shame.

 

[LMP]

It's weird how some people are so easy-going and a laugh-a-minute on the internet, but you meet them in real life, and you'd swear they'd never left their homes before. I realize some people are just shy, but other people? Not so much.

I'd laugh really hard if we all met up and had absolutely nothing to say to each other. Just stood around, hands in pockets, kicking at gravel, mumbling "Hey."

All I know is that I'm making Chris Carter jokes in whatever venue I get to see the 'Cock. It's almost like throwing chum into the water.

 

[martha]

I've never met anyone from the site either, it would probably be a bit strange at first but, yeah, a Shuttlecock show would probably be the best way to do it. You'd have the mutual interest thing to fall back on if it got awkward. I don't know.

You know what people fall back on?

Interference gossip.

No lie. It's fun.

 

[phillyfan26]

I'd laugh really hard if we all met up and had absolutely nothing to say to each other. Just stood around, hands in pockets, kicking at gravel, mumbling "Hey."

But for our crew, I think that would be extremely unlikely, which is why I'd be amped about it.

 

[LemonMelon]

We all form one Carek.

For anyone placing Carek on their shoulders, my prediction:

Pain.

 

[LMP]

Do you have anything derogatory to say about the champ?

Yeah ... yeah, he's great.

Condominiums? I don't use 'em.

I hope no one can only talk through one of those Stephen Hawking devices.

Because that might be awkward.

Did I tell you that I have polio?

 

[corianderstem]

I really would like to wear a shirt with a shuttlecock on it. How hilarious would that be, if we all were in GA together, with all this shuttlecock stuff. People would think we were either a) part of a badminton team; or b) part of a cult.

Glorious!

 

[No spoken words]

But for our crew, I think that would be extremely unlikely, which is why I'd be amped about it.

I promise you right now, with me around, it will not be very quiet.

 

[lazarus]

All I know is that I'm making Chris Carter jokes in whatever venue I get to see the 'Cock. It's almost like throwing chum into the water.

I'm totally wearing my wet suit.

 

[corianderstem]

You know what people fall back on?

Interference gossip.

Oh yes.

And if you have in-jokes to insert in between? Bliss.

 

[LMP]

Truth be told, you will have a hard time shutting me up in real life.

And there will be at least 5 Daniel Day-Lewis jokes cracked within one 2 hour period, maybe 2 or 3 of them actually being funny. My Left Foot riffs are the best.