Random Music Talk XXII: GAF, Hitman of Shitty Opening Acts

[bono_212]

Oh God, that baseball's mustache still cracks me up too.

 

[If you shout...]

Hysteria and Pyromania are both really solid.

Fuckin' right. Adrenalize has some unstoppable songs, too. And High 'n' Dry is hardly a slouch.

 

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From Adrenalize:

YouTube - Def Leppard - Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad

A legit classic.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Oh God, that baseball's mustache still cracks me up too.

Looks like the pringles guy, except in baseball form

 

[powerhour24]

Oh God, that baseball's mustache still cracks me up too.

I was just gonna say that the baseball looks like a villain from a bad western!

 

[bono_212]

I've seen that commercial so many times now I'm starting to notice stupid things. Like the horizontal football's eyebrows. Holy shit.

 

[powerhour24]

 

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^^^
Look at him! He belongs in a circus!

 

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Like Ron Santo, only alive!

 

[bono_212]

I'm not ready for that kind of joking, Shouter .

 

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No, he really is dead. No joke.

Ron Santo, Chicago Cubs announcer, dies at 70 - ESPN Chicago

He was legless, though, I admit. And, technically, I guess the drummer still has the one arm.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Oh, I see what you're doing

 

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The still from that video is hilarious, though. Something about his face and the way the frame is SO cavernously open. It really does only serve to draw attention to the missing arm. Strange shit.

 

[bono_212]

No, he really is dead. No joke.

Ron Santo, Chicago Cubs announcer, dies at 70 - ESPN Chicago

He was legless, though, I admit. And, technically, I guess the drummer still has the one arm.

I know he's dead, I'm still just not used to seeing bold claims about it.

 

[LemonMelon]

Something about his face and the way the frame is SO cavernously open. It really does only serve to draw attention to the missing arm. Strange shit.

And who says music videos aren't a legitimate art form?

 

[bono_212]

I believe Iron Yuppie does.

 

[lazarus]

Oh man. I haaaaaaaaaaaate that song.

My sentiments exactly. Though I think as a band I hated Warrant the most out of all of them.

Not only did they look like girls, but the lead singer's name was Jani Lane. Really? You sound like a female porn star. Just awful music.

And while I was never a fan of Skid Row, I have to say I thought Sebastian Bach was pretty endearing and funny on Gilmore Girls. One of the most WTF casting moves on TV I've ever seen.

 

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Oh, man...Warrant! Ghastly stuff, there.

 

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YouTube - Warrant - Cherry Pie

 

[Jive Turkey]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. The still from that video is hilarious, though. Something about his face and the way the frame is SO cavernously open. It really does only serve to draw attention to the missing arm. Strange shit.

I was wrong. I thought you were expressing your displeasure with our jokes by mock joking yourself.
Then sir I ask you, if we cant laugh at a man with one arm, what can we laugh at?

 

[Jive Turkey]

<----- yep

 

[corianderstem]

Plus, Sebastian Bach went on to be on Broadway - didn't he do the lead in Jekyll & Hyde for a while? Maybe I'm just a nerd, but I always thought that was pretty awesome.

Dude had some pipes.

 

[If you shout...]

I was wrong. I thought you were expressing your displeasure with our jokes by mock joking yourself.
Then sir I ask you, if we cant laugh at a man with one arm, what can we laugh at?

 

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[lazarus]

Then sir I ask you, if we cant laugh at a man with one arm, what can we laugh at?

<----- yep

+ =

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

wow, that's...fucking hilarious. i don't think i've ever seen that video.

i do love me some def leppard, i've seen them once - i had tickets to see them last year too but they cancelled the day of the show. i got peef'd.

 

[cobl04]

man i hate so many of the songs that have been mentioned/posted.

the lead singer of REO Speedwagon is on one of those infomercials, selling like a 14-disc 80s power ballads box set.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

man i hate so many of the songs that have been mentioned/posted.

the lead singer of REO Speedwagon is on one of those infomercials, selling like a 14-disc 80s power ballads box set.

Those commercials are dreadful, and are shown at the most dreadful time for TV in the day.