youvedonewhat
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
Hi everyone. Not sure if this is the right place to post this or even if there's already a thread going on this.
Just wondered if we could use a 'joke' thread for those who might be in need of a little laughter.
Allow me to begin:
>>>>
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
'Does this taste funny to you?'
.........
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
........
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.
............
A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'
.......
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
..........
Phone answering machine message -
'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'
.......
ok, going now....
Just wondered if we could use a 'joke' thread for those who might be in need of a little laughter.
Allow me to begin:
>>>>
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
'Does this taste funny to you?'
.........
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
........
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'
So that was nice.
............
A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'
.......
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.
..........
Phone answering machine message -
'...If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key...'
.......
ok, going now....