Caption Thread #20: And The Hits Just Keep On Coming

[u2shamrock]

Spaceballs reference:

: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

Before you die there is something you should know about us, The Edge.
What?
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What's that make us?
Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. *rocks out*

!! Win!! I love that movie!

 

[Galeongirl]

by Meg Linehan

AAaaand Ladies and Gentlemen, up next is a very fine bassplayer who enjoys gardening and some nice music. Bidding starts at 50 euros, do I hear 75?
Wait what?

 

[last unicorn]

Look Adam, then you have to lift your leg like this and ...

Like this? *thinking: I'll look 100 times cooler doing this than he ever will'

 

[abelives]

AAaaand Ladies and Gentlemen, up next is a very fine bassplayer who enjoys gardening and some nice music. Bidding starts at 50 euros, do I hear 75?
Wait what?

He's always auctioning off the band!

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5360039&postcount=17

 

[Galeongirl]

He's always auctioning off the band!

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/showpost.php?p=5360039&postcount=17

I knew that was used before, but I didn't realise you also used the phrase Wait, what?

I know there's an Edge on too somewhere.

 

[abelives]

I knew that was used before, but I didn't realise you also used the phrase Wait, what?

I know there's an Edge on too somewhere.

It's just a perfect phrase for their expressions!

 

[dazzledbylight]

Have you been sitting here all day watching TV?
Well, I'd have done something constructive, but you were nowhere to be found.

Well, pardon me there, I was kinda busy working on the new album. *strums*
Shh, your guitar is doing something.
(thinking: ) Perhaps I should re-think giving Bono magic brownies...

and I just love those photos, too!

 

[zuropa_fit]

^

 

[u2shamrock]

by Meg Linehan

: Oh no, I don't feel too well
Lady: Noooo!!!

 

[secretly alone]

^

That is freaking hilarious.

 

[Bonogirl777]

^^
The lady's face and the context you put it in is just hilarious!!!

 

[last unicorn]

Everytime I see Edge's pants I'm like: Didn't he have time to change after painting his house?

 

[Galeongirl]

: Oh no, I don't feel too well
Lady: Noooo!!!

The lady's face is perfect!

 

[domo-kun]

Edgepuke

 

[MissEno]

Edgepuke

"puke" and in one line.
this place is crazy. crazy, I say!!!

 

[lauramullen]

I love this thread

 

[MissEno]

I'm the coolest. and you know it.

 

[Reggo]

Is it just me, or does he look like Hugh Laurie right there?

 

[domo-kun]

HE DOES !!!

 

[domo-kun]

"puke" and in one line.
this place is crazy. crazy, I say!!!

I swear Its not me!!!

 

[MissEno]

Is it just me, or does he look like Hugh Laurie right there?

kinda... Hugh doing House's "I never lie" face...
as I said - the coolest.

 

[Star_fish]

"Hey Bono! Could you get me a new pair of drumsticks, please?"

"Bono, are you serious? You have been in a band for more than 30 years and still don't know how a pair of drumsticks looks like?!"

Brilliant!!!

 

[Star_fish]

Have you been sitting here all day watching TV?
Well, I'd have done something constructive, but you were nowhere to be found.

Well, pardon me there, I was kinda busy working on the new album. *strums*
Shh, your guitar is doing something.
(thinking: ) Perhaps I should re-think giving Bono magic brownies...

 

[Star_fish]

:
: Too little, too late.

 

[emmabergstrom]

*thinking* "Okay Larry... don't panic... just stand still and don't move a muscle... maybe then Chewbacca will lose it's interest and stop touching me..."

 

[secretly alone]

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[zuropa_fit]

A word of advice Larry: Let the wookie win.

 

[Reggo]

A word of advice Larry: Let the wookie win.

What does he have to worry about, he's a Jedi, remember?

 

[waynetravis]

Spaceballs reference:

: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.