Caption Thread #16

[europop2005]

woman behind: My god! thats one hell of a bald spot!

 

[europop2005]

woman behind: My god! he did have Larrys address and phone number shaved into the back of his head!

oops i meant to edit not reply

 

[Kiki]

Brilliant! Your others were quite different, but most of them were funny as well. Just remember, don't insult the band members, and you'll be grand.

Larry: I can't believe we're sitting here, waiting for a bus.
Bono: I know. How long has it been? An hour?
Edge: It's been three minutes, Bono.
Larry: And don't you start, glasses boy.
Bono: Start what?
Larry: "Oh, don't worry about a lift today, I'll pick you up in the Maserati." And just how exactly are we supposed to get to the studio when said Maserati is in a tree?
Bono: Look, I'm telling you, that tree came out of nowhere. I'm still not convinced that beanie boy here hasn't invented some sort of walking tree that only appears to me and plants itself in the middle of the road when I'm driving.
Larry: Sure
Edge: (secretly ) Didn't help that Adam decided to piss off the crew yesterday, though. Now we can't even get them to bring the Land Rovers.
Adam: They need to learn that I expect high hygiene standards when working! I mean, you do not wash a tea cup with a scrubbing brush. A flannel maybe, but God knows where that brush has been! Until then, the fresh air's not going to do us any harm.
Edge: *Looking at sky* Is that rain?
Larry: My hair!

OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I actually have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!! omg thank you for that

 

[Rachel D.]

Marco!

Polo!



I know it's lame, but I just had to do it!

 

[europop2005]

...and how about that airline food? Whats up with that???

ba dum dum!

 

[Alisaura]

^

 

[The_Edge89]

Yes! Finally! I've got the shiny!
I can't believe that it's right here in my hands!
I wanna hug it, just a little...

Eeeek! It bit me! Edge! What did you do to it? Why is it mad at me?

Gotcha! ...

Security guy: I'm just doing my work. Edge told me to bite people if I had to...

 

[The_Edge89]

"I'll trade my superglue 4 Bono"

 

[Serena Vox]

"I'll trade my superglue 4 Bono"

Adam: O RLY?

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

http://forum.interference.com/showt...age=15&highlight=caption thread&pagenumber=13

This third post on the page is where the H Chord joke started...sadly the pictures are gone

I'm a wee bit late for this but here it is with the pictures, for those of you visual learners.

A: (in hotel lobby): Wow. I don't believe it, Edge.
L: Yeah, how'd you get Bono to stay in his room and be quiet so we could chat?
E: I showed him a chord sequence to a new song I'm working on that he'll never figure out.
B: Okay - B flat, D, got that. A, C....H? What the heck is an H chord? Damn! Can't ask the others either, they'll never stop making fun of me if they know I don't know what an H chord is!

Hours, then days go by. Bono's still in the room looking for the H chord.

E:Oh, c'mon Bono...it was just a joke!
B: (pouting): Do you know how long it was before I realized there is no H chord??!?!?!???
L: Yes. 3 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes, and 39 seconds of glorious peace and quiet.
A:
B: Shutup, Larry.

 

[Galeongirl]

after all those months, it is STILL funny!

 

[europop2005]

bad caption but its what it looks like

guy: oh noes! the guitarist just got knocked out! what ever shall we do? Who will help us??

I AM SuperEdge!!! *puffs out chest*

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^^Thats GOOD "SuperEdge!!"

 

[europop2005]

watch as SuperEdge can hold off the most violent of attacks just with his sheer coolness

 

[europop2005]

SuperEdge who can strike fear into evildoers or ego-centric frontmen with his mighty roar!

 

[bonocomet]

Yay I love SuperEdge!

 

[iloveedge]

haha! SuperEdge...great!

 

[europop2005]

MARVEL at SuperEdge's ability to levitate attention hogging frontmen with his mind!

 

[Galeongirl]

omg Europop, you found us a new caption theme!

 

[europop2005]

SuperEdge can influence even the hardest emo kids to tell the truth!

So you told everyone you caught one THIS big?

billie joe: no sir, it was actually this big

 

[The_Edge89]

Puppy (Bono): I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday Ali, I really am.
Bono ("Ali"): "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"! Is that all you have to say? How are you planning on making it up to me?
Puppy: Err....I'll write you a song!
"Ali": Aaand?
Puppy: I'll shoot a video too I promise!



Actually...I think that Bono started practicing his puppet skills quite early:

"Hello, my name is The Edge, I think I'm so cool because I know the H-chord"
Jesus Christ! I've told you there's no such thing! Now leggo o' me!

 

[The_Edge89]

We've all heard of "The Pied Piper of Hamelin" but what about "The Guitar Wizard of Bubblin' Dublin" ?

Ok I'll stop now...

 

[BonosLil'Pal94]

nice captions The_Edge89!

 

[Bonogirl777]

(to camera) I come in peace!!!

*very long pause*

Uhhhhh...we are fellow Earthlings?!!

It's really too bad that Bono and Edge never learned not to talk to inanimate objects lke cameras and statues.

 

[Mirjam]

Bono: Dear Lord...What came over us to let him play 'the piano'??!!!

Adam: Hmmmm...How was it...?? Do re mi fa sol...No...Do re sol mi...No...Maybe do sol re...Hmmm...

Larry: Oh God...How was it??? Do re mi fa...and?? Adam...?

Adam: I can't hear you...You decided I shall not play piano anymore...Now cope with it by youself...

Larry: Shit...I really don't know...
Adam: That's not my problem...

 

[Mirjam]

Adam: Oh no! I really stuck...
The woman: Adam, take it easy...Try again...No panic, no panic!
Bono: Hehehehe...Revenge has sweet taste... My turn for superglue-joke

 

[Alisaura]

Well done, Mirjam!

 

[lil_witch]

Bono: Dear Lord...What came over us to let him play 'the piano'??!!!

Adam: Hmmmm...How was it...?? Do re mi fa sol...No...Do re sol mi...No...Maybe do sol re...Hmmm...

Larry: Oh God...How was it??? Do re mi fa...and?? Adam...?

Adam: I can't hear you...You decided I shall not play piano anymore...Now cope with it by youself...

Larry: Shit...I really don't know...
Adam: That's not my problem...

nice one

 

[Mirjam]

Im glad you like it

Some more...- Seems I've got into kinda "creative-phase' today Hehehehe

Bono: Adam, keep the script! Now you should smile to me!
Adam: Like this...? Good...? Looks unaffectedly...?

Edge: No...Adam, look at me...Like THIS...

Adam: And...? Beter now..?

 

[Mirjam]

Larry: Wow...Adam, where did you lose your afro? You look so funny now...

Adam: Well, I prefer to look funny than to have a mullet on my head, like somebody here...

Bono: Edge, Im telling you, hold me strong, otherwise I kill him!

Edge: Bono, just take it easy, man...He's joking...