Where's the damned new U2 album? Part III

[corianderstem]

How do you people keep filling threads with nothing new to discuss?

What do you mean "you people"???

 

[Diemen]

What do you mean "you people"???

 

[BloodRedSky2k5]

The new album is coming... By bike.

Bono's wearing Nike! He endorses sweatshops!

The pre-album and tour fitness regime must be in place. This is a good sign. Am I really reading that much into a picture of a man on bicycle?

 

[Gonna Run 2 U]

This is becoming unbearable. I'll be back when the single is out.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[dabiggestu2fan]

The first single of 50 shades of bono will be out on August 19 and it's called "the fly shades" my sources tell me it will be a very dark and angry hard rocking 7 minute song about bono loosing his fly shades from the zootv tour! I was told it was going to be epic! This will be quickly followed up by a second single called "8am shave" and will be an instrumental infused with the sounds of bono shaving! I heard he screams fuck in the middle of the song because he cut himself shaving!!

 

[jeevey]

The pre-album and tour fitness regime must be in place. This is a good sign.

I have my hopes. But really, let's stop the kvetching about the whiteness because a spray-tanned Bono is probably something none of us really want to see.

 

[purpleoscar]

This is becoming unbearable. I'll be back when the single is out.

Fake news will wear you out with fake excitement and real disappointment. Remember the album is targeted for December, unless they are trying to pull a fast one. I hope they are!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

eat shit

 

[david]

Oh yes, the I came back from the future to protect John Connor look.

Insert Bono in all leather and sunglasses pic here.

 

[dan_smee]

eat shit

Can you please remove the profanity from your post kthnx

 

[nathan1977]

Of all the PLEBA-esque comments in this thread, you quote a Queen lyric?

I thought I had quoted the Bono on a bike pic. EPIC FAIL.

 

[popacrobat]

there are few people even fucking trying to protect this house. how can we get a new album if only a handful of us try? does anybody see the correlation besides me?

 

[popacrobat]

fucking click, fucking clack.

 

[purpleoscar]

Everything is so fucked up in this thread. Try reading it after drinking bubbly Alsace. It's so unfunny that it becomes funny like a bad Adam Sandler movie.

 

[subnet]

I prefer white sport socks myself

 

[mama cass]

christ on a bike!!111!!!!

 

[Galeongirl]

The first single of 50 shades of bono will be out on August 19 and it's called "the fly shades" my sources tell me it will be a very dark and angry hard rocking 7 minute song about bono loosing his fly shades from the zootv tour! I was told it was going to be epic! This will be quickly followed up by a second single called "8am shave" and will be an instrumental infused with the sounds of bono shaving! I heard he screams fuck in the middle of the song because he cut himself shaving!!

 

[Shawn Bonneau]

I agree with some of the people in this thread. Fuck, Shit, Pussy Ass & Kanye are acceptable swears to me but the one in this thread title seems uncalled for. Just voicing my opinion. It won't effect me either way.

 

[YBORCITY]

The new album is coming... By bike.

Are we sure this picture was taken in France or The Villages in Central Florida?

 

[AcrobatU2Pop]

We should all flood Alan Cross on Twitter saying that this is the album cover and then see if he posts it on his blog.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Are we sure this picture was taken in France or The Villages in Central Florida?

If Bono is in Central Florida and he didn't tell me...

But on a slightly more serious yet still sarcastic note... Bono working out is a good sign that McFatso is getting ready to tour again

 

[YBORCITY]

If Bono is in Central Florida and he didn't tell me...

But on a slightly more serious yet still sarcastic note... Bono working out is a good sign that McFatso is getting ready to tour again

I knew YOU would get the joke!!!

 

[ndmaxfield]

Confirmed rumor: Following-up on Linear, Anton Corbijn will film Bono biking across America. The film, called Linear-ish, will feature Bono weaving his way through small towns and large cities in America, on a ten-speed bike with a wobbly back tire, backed by music from the new album...sort of.

 

[AcrobatU2Pop]

Confirmed rumor: Following-up on Linear, Anton Corbijn will film Bono biking across America. The film, called Linear-ish, will feature Bono weaving his way through small towns and large cities in America, on a ten-speed bike with a wobbly back tire, backed by music from the new album...sort of.

Will there be a scene with Bono eating a cheeseburger in a diner?

 

[YBORCITY]

The new album is coming... By bike.

Bono seen leaving bingo and heading to the early bird buffet at Shoney's

 

[ndmaxfield]

Will there be a scene with Bono eating a cheeseburger in a diner?

Yes, and Michelle Obama appears from nowhere and replaces the cheeseburger with a salad...apparently the same salad used in the filming of Linear.

 

[gvox]

I honestly think that this is the worst new album thread ever in the history of Interference.

Or maybe I've just forgotten just how bad it can get

 

[Sicy]

Maybe we should wait for some actual news instead of posting random stuff to kill time. We do have the Out of Control forum for that. Just a thought.

And the thread title has been adjusted. We dont enforce any rules about swearing but not everyone likes it or wants to see certain words in thread titles.

 

[iron yuppie]

Confirmed rumor: Following-up on Linear, Anton Corbijn will film Bono biking across America. The film, called Linear-ish, will feature Bono weaving his way through small towns and large cities in America, on a ten-speed bike with a wobbly back tire, backed by music from the new album...sort of.

I would pay good money to see this film.