Caption Thread Part 3 - BOOM CHA!!!

[Moonlit_Angel]

I swear, these Pleban girls get younger all the time!

!

Love the car and being lost and all that ones, too .

Angela

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Maybe afterwards we can visit a cat breeder.
Then there'll be no where to run (except for my arms).....

Sorry I'm just now checking in here.

But.

Larry.

Breeding.

I'd better stop that now. But yes, the idea of him having to cling to me while watching Cats was definitely why I wanted to see it with him!

<reminds self> I'm a Bono girl! I'm a Bono girl! I'm a Bono girl!

Now on with the show...

: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm dreaming about PLEBAns and beach balls!

(off camera): ...Like I said, Bono, ya' ain't going to find them...
(dancing with joy): Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, Larry! I CAN find 2 things in the street here that are shorter than me!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(in hotel lobby): Wow. I don't believe it, The Edge.
: Yeah, how'd you get Bono to stay in his room and be quiet so we could chat?
I showed him a chord sequence to a new song I'm working on that he'll never figure out.

Okay - B flat, D, got that. A, C....H? What the heck is an H chord? Damn! Can't ask the others either, they'll never stop making fun of me if they know I don't know what an H chord is!

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Hours, then days go by. Bono's still in the room looking for the H chord.

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

: Oh, c'mon Bono...it was just a joke!
(pouting): Do you know how long it was before I realized there is no H chord??!?!?!???

: Yes. 3 days, 16 hours, 42 minutes, and 39 seconds of glorious peace and quiet.

:

: Shutup, Larry.

 

[Elsie]

 

[elysithea]

The H chord....





Oh, that was great!

 

[Mucca]

That was awesome lemon_grrrl!!

 

[LostAtMoon]

 

[hay]

good job Lemon Grrrrrl

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

...aw, poor Bono .

Angela

 

[MsPurrl]

B: "I said, did you hear what I said??"
A: "STFU STFU STFU . . ."
L: "Note to self: don't make eye contact."
E: (Hears nothing; thinking of guitar chords)

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

(alarm sounds that only Bono can hear)
: OMG! That's the sssignal! PEALBans are in trouble! Quick, Edge, to the Bonomobile so we can reshcue them!

: WTF are you talking about? Did you mix up your vodka bottle with your water bottle again?

~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~

: (completely mesmerized) OMG That's got to be the biggest beach ball I've ever seen.

: Quick! Run, Bono, run! It's going to hit in 5, 4, 3, 2... <ran away>

 

[Mucca]

Bonomobile...I wouldn't mind taking a ride on that

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

Bonomobile...I wouldn't mind taking a ride on that

Oh, we all know you'd rather be riding the Edgemobile!

 

[Mucca]

Oh, we all know you'd rather be riding the Edgemobile!

You know me too well

 

[AtomicBono]

(off camera): ...Like I said, Bono, ya' ain't going to find them...
(dancing with joy): Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah, Larry! I CAN find 2 things in the street here that are shorter than me!

and the H chord, that's priceless. You guys rock.

Bono: HEY EDGE! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: Well that's...uh...dude, you really need a tic tac.

Bono: HEY OLD GUY! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: *thinking* Why doesn't he listen to me?
Guy: ... sonny, you and I need to have a talk.

Bono: Ugh...I think I'm gonna be sick... too many... t...ugh...
Edge: There there Bono, it's alright... *thinking* I told you so!
Larry: Bono, have you no common sense? Twenty boxes of tic tacs...christ...
Adam: Those were my tic tacs...

 

[daygloeyes2]

: Do you think Batman will get the signal from here?

 

[AtomicBono]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist:

Bono: Oh my God. Is that a...
Edge: Yep. It's gotta be a...
Adam: Beachball.
Larry: I really hate you. All of you.

 

[Meghan]

BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

(At everything, especially the H-Chord and the two shorter things on the road, and well, just about everything else!)

 

[Sad_Girl]

: Do you think Batman will get the signal from here?

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

and the H chord, that's priceless. You guys rock.

Bono: HEY EDGE! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: Well that's...uh...dude, you really need a tic tac.

Bono: HEY OLD GUY! How's my breath smell?!
Edge: *thinking* Why doesn't he listen to me?
Guy: ... sonny, you and I need to have a talk.

Bono: Ugh...I think I'm gonna be sick... too many... t...ugh...
Edge: There there Bono, it's alright... *thinking* I told you so!
Larry: Bono, have you no common sense? Twenty boxes of tic tacs...christ...
Adam: Those were my tic tacs...

!

Same with the rest of these! Too fuckin' funny! ... I love it!

Angela

 

[BONO'ppetit]

Bono: Where's Bono'ppetit sitting tonight? And the fever when I'm beside her...Desi-i-i-ire!"

 

[U2Girl1978]

you girls are too much...

 

[VicksSs]

OMG!!! These captions are SOOO GR8!!!

 

[EdgeNBono]

hehe..great ones..can i add one to the above mentioned?

look Edge..a glow in the dark Beachball

 

[Eliv8]

You're kidding! We can really charge $160 per ticket!

 

[BONO'ppetit]

That is the coolest smiley! I love it!

 

[one4u2]

My picture vanished

 

[one4u2]

What do you mean you thought I was Adam?