the worst pick up line ever!

[all_i_want]

what's the absolutely worst pick up line youve heard? how about the the ones that are SO bad, so cheesy that they almost sound cool?

maybe ill even tell the worst ones ive used

later though..

 

[MooMoo!]

i have these cards, "50 best pick up lines" theyre all craptacular, bar one, which i cant remember but was quite good...

 

[U2democrat]

well i've never had a guy try to pick me up.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Someone actually tried this one on me in a club:

Do you want 10p so you can let your mother know where you're staying tonight?


The funniest one - and undoubtedly the worst - I've ever heard was
My elephants gun's loaded and it's ready to go off! Would you like to pull the trigger?

 

[U2democrat]

people have actually said those to you?!?!

 

[neutral]

The funniest one - and undoubtedly the worst - I've ever heard was
My elephants gun's loaded and it's ready to go off! Would you like to pull the trigger?

WHAT?!

 

[sallycinnamon78]

people have actually said those to you?!?!

I'm sorry to say, yes, they have.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

I'm sorry to say, yes, they have.

My friend was even less lucky... we went to uni together and were at the Student Union one night. This guy beckoned to her (you know, with his finger) to come over. He then said: I made you come with one finger, imagine what the rest of me could do!!!!!

That's an old one now, but I'd notheard it before, and we had a good giggle over it.

 

[verte76]

The funniest one - and undoubtedly the worst - I've ever heard was
My elephants gun's loaded and it's ready to go off! Would you like to pull the trigger?

Damn! That's awful!

 

[neutral]

Let's see, I'm trying to think of the some of the worst ones I've heard...

a couple of years ago. (in Atlanta, in the middle of the summer, where the temp was in the high 90s)...
"uhhhh my AC is out. You wanna come over to my place?"


and from the same guy...

"I'm pretty shy right now but you should see me when I get REALLY DRUNK".

 

[Lemon Grrrrrl]

One day a guy came up to me and asked, "So, where've you been all my life?"

I had to stop and ask myself if he had just said that. Yeah, he did. To this day, my husband denies ever saying it. But he did.

 

[neutral]

 

[LostAtMoon]

"So, where've you been all my life?"

This one is very common. But there are others that I can't put down in words...

 

[briarrose]

This was pretty lame but, "Could you take this to your house because I don't remember where you live?"

 

[briarrose]

The classic: "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

My ex-boyfriend used Shakespeare as a pick up line. I found out later that he couldn't even read. Pathetic.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

Let's see, I'm trying to think of the some of the worst ones I've heard...

a couple of years ago. (in Atlanta, in the middle of the summer, where the temp was in the high 90s)...
"uhhhh my AC is out. You wanna come over to my place?"


and from the same guy...

"I'm pretty shy right now but you should see me when I get REALLY DRUNK".

Haha! What a fool!

 

[LostAtMoon]

The classic: "You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

This one is pretty stupid too. I don't think I've ever heard it before.

 

[sallycinnamon78]

This one is pretty stupid too. I don't think I've ever heard it before.

Consider yourself lucky!!!

There's also the case of this Spanish kid, who came up to my mate on the train and said "Excuse me, are you the sister of Jennifer Lopez?"


Her reply was short and sweet as you can imagine.

 

[MooMoo!]

*roots thru cards*

theresm the ten tone polar bear one, but the freakiest one has to be...

*follows person* "so where are we going?"

id freak out if someone did that to me!

theres 50 more, so if ya want me to post them...

 

[U2democrat]

jeez this is what i have to look forward to the day i start going out to bars. . or even this summer when i go to bars in europe. i can see it now: some hot german guy comes up to me and lays on a really bad pick up line but i have no idea what he's saying.

 

[neutral]

ahhhh yes all the great memories are coming back to me now. At a dance club one night:

"You wanna go in the bathroom and real quick ? It might make your bf jealous if hears us, teehee! "

 

[TheBrush]

Damn baby are those mirrors on your pants cause i can sure see myself in them

oh man im awful

 

[xtal]

**Blushes**

"Wanna f*&# me?"

"You look like that girl on Bridget Jones' Diary..."

"That's the most awesomest trick I have ever seen! (After I maneuver my lime into my Corona with only my mouth, pretty impressive, I know...)

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Do you actually like U2? I hate them so much..."

 

[~BrightestStar~]

My friends name is Tyler, and he came up with:
(when someone isn't feeling well, headache, etc)
"Do you want some -tyler-nol??"

It's beyond terrible.......

 

[starsgoblue]

Oh gawd, some fuckwad said this to me....and there is nothing to say to that. So I poured my entire drink on him.

“Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?”

 

[~BrightestStar~]

to you!

 

[starsgoblue]

He got his ass thrown out of the bar too, because I knew all the bouncers there. Hehe.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

lol!
Hey...Thats a good tip!
*pulls out notepad, scribbles "know bar bouncers" *

 

[The_Edge89]

well i've never had a guy try to pick me up.

Me neither...Oops! that's right, I AM a guy....

Allright, If we turn it the other way, what's the best pick up line to say to someone?
Or should I start a new thread for this?

 

[tarquinsuperb]

An unbelievably bad one a friend used I don't know how he thought it would ever work but at least you can say it's original:
"You smell like bacon. That's alright I like bacon."
What?!?!?!