The Temple Bar: Get Your YaYas and Balls of Sunshine Out - UYMFA!

[elevated_u2_fan]

I learned a long time ago that she is right and I am wrong...

It makes things so much easier...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Hey I have my dilemma all figured out if I drink pretty much all the time and the next cute tall dude I meet drinks all the time, then we should be all set - he won't be horrified by me when he wakes up in the morning, I can deal if he won't talk, and there's that.

 

[VintagePunk]

Okay, I'm *really* going to work, now. Then maybe someday I can get paid for my insights, rather than handing them out for free on a message board.

 

[lynnok]

I figure any decent, honest, tall, smart, funny, cute guy who likes baseball and can put up with my squirrely habits gets a pass.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

At this point breathing gets a pass from me.

Ok, maybe not, but jesus. There are no good ones left, I swear to god. Even if they look good on the outside there's a major flaw just waiting to rear its ugly head.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm inviting a few of you to a party, here are the accesories:

http://teamsugar.com/user/klynnmorton/list/499934

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I hope class is at least a little better than this entire day has been.

I can't wait to make myself a big old martini when I get home.

 

[Sicy]

I've decided I'm going to become lebanese.

 

[UberBeaver]

I've decided I'm going to become lebanese.

HAWT!



April - if you find out what it was I did, let me know, k? thanks.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I've decided I'm going to become lebanese.

Yeah, me too.

Ahem.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I figure any decent, honest, tall, smart, funny, cute guy who likes baseball and can put up with my squirrely habits gets a pass.

Oh right, that's purely a fantasy...

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Thanks you guys... I was sitting here thinking "do I wanna go there?" and you guys did, good job

 

[Thora]

I'm inviting a few of you to a party, here are the accesories:

http://teamsugar.com/user/klynnmorton/list/499934

I like it!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I've decided I'm going to become lebanese.

I like Middle Eastern women...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Lemon bars

I'll do what I can Beav.

And I'm out.

 

[Sicy]

Yeah, me too.

Ahem.

Girls are hotter than guys anyway.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Girls are hotter than guys anyway.

I can't argue with this...

 

[phillyfan26]

But the good news for you is, you're young and highly trainable. The bad habits haven't become ingrained yet.

I'll be as inconsiderate as I want to be.

 

[phillyfan26]

Wrong! You keep those habits hidden. Then you just live in quiet misery with someone else. Like a normal person.

Why would I want to be happy? Happiness is overrated. I'll be George Costanza. That way I can tell my sad story and get awarded an apartment.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Why would I want to be happy? Happiness is overrated. I'll be George Costanza. That way I can tell my sad story and get awarded an apartment.

but he never got the apartment...

 

[phillyfan26]

but he never got the apartment...

I'll give them $50 with the sad story too then.

Chinless.

 

[lynnok]

gotta sell overpriced leathergoods. I shall "see" you all another time

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Girls are hotter than guys anyway.

True, true...but there's something to be said for guys too...it escapes my mind at the moment, but there's something to be said...

 

[Sicy]

They have a penis?


Eh that's not too important.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

^ Not if you do that I guess

I'll give them $50 with the sad story too then.

Chinless.

So that makes you a "bad breaker-upper"?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

They have a penis?


Eh that's not too important.

Ah...but it is...trust me, I know...I have one..


But not my balls...my wife has those locked up...

 

[phillyfan26]

I'm single so I still have my balls.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm single so I still have my balls.

Use them wisely... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Use them wisely... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

And often...

 

[phillyfan26]

Fuck lots of women. Not just one! Lots of them!