Shuttlecock! Part IX - Squeezing out cocks of light

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Well, I can't be arsed to listen to an interview, but if Hedge said it, it must be true.
 
Every place I've lived in since college has had numerous U2 (and other band) posters plastered all over the walls. I moved to a new place in October, and haven't hung any of those posters up yet (and am not still not sure if I will, maybe next to the CD racks) and was horrified to think I have nothing U2 related on display now. I then walked in to my living room and realized U2 By U2 is sitting on a bookcase I turned into a music "show off" case. On it is U2 by U2, the In Rainbows disc box, the Sigur Ros 'In a Frozen Sea' box set, Okkervil River's The Stage Names on vinyl, a signed Idlewild single, drumstick from Sigur Ros, and the Riceboy Sleeps book of art they were selling at the last Sigur Ros tour as well. I have most of the necessary bases covered still. :wink:
 
Cock Station

I'm ready
I'm ready to play on the grass
I'm ready
I'm ready for the next set
I'm ready to lob
I'm ready to strike
I'm ready to call NSW a kike
I'm ready
I'm ready for the crush

In the cool of the night
In the warmth of the breeze
I'll be shuttling around
With racquet expertise

Serve just down the line... Cock Station
Got to commit knife crime... Cock Station

I'm ready
I'm ready for the bird knock
I'm ready
I'm ready to compete
I'm ready for the shuttle
Ready for the cock
Ready for George Michael playing the wood block
I'm ready
Ready for the rush

Serve just down the line... Cock Station
Got to commit knife crime... Cock Station

Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
It's alright... it's alright... it's alright... It's alright

Hey birdie... hey birdie... hey birdie... hey birdie...
It's alright, it's alright

Badminton's a game
Of dignity and class
Leaves you standing on a clay court
With sweat running all down your ass

I'm just down the line from your serve... Cock Station
Under the Geico sign... Cock Station
I've got to lob it on time
Lob it on time... Cock Station
I'm gonna be there... Cock Station
Tracing baseline... Cock Station
That's alright... Cock Station
Just two shots down the line... Cock Station
Just a shot down the line...
 
I haven't got any Shuttlecock material up on my walls anymore. The setlist I received at my one show will certainly be up eventually, but for now it's back stashed in a box at my parents' along with a setlist I got at a Coldplay show (!!!).

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I'll probably put more LPs up on the wall soon.

Indietastic!
 
That shit is way too clever for my standards. Especially the bit about driving backwards in reverse.
 
Elmel, I'm as old as fuck so I've got to go to bed, but will you please (PLEASE) use the Vaz's new mohawk pics to make a Knife Crime poster? Thanks,

Will do. MS Paint has become an extension of myself at this point; it even gets a good workout before bed.
 
16TH OF JUNE CHlNESE STOCKS ARE GOING UP AND LANCE'S MOM IS CONTRACTING ANOTHER NEW VIRUS
 
Who. The fuck. Is that?

Somewhere (presumably the campus of a top 5 UK university), Oasis Kid is cowering in a corner, trembling with fear.



You know what was a good song? "Walk to the Water Table."
 
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