Ms The Edge
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
We'll just do a re-write of some classic horror tale and slap the members of U2 into it.
Like the one about the hitchhiker with a claw for an arm, and it gets stuck in the roof of the car ... or something.
Or that other one:
"Bono!" yelled Detective Edge over the phone. "Get out now! The calls are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!"
Detective Edge! No wonder something's coming inside the house.
I just resubmitted that super-fun Boise Idaho Airport article. I managed to leave the obscenities out of my note to the editor, but hopefully they will know they are implied.