NBA 2013-14 Thread

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Unfortunately Nerlens will be awful.

The two picks this year are huge. But there's just as many busts out there as there are hits... so Philly has to get it right. Somebody is picking an Oden or Bowie in this draft.

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[Hewson]

Celtics got the better of the Lakers with superior 4th quarter effort in the latest round of the greatest rivalry in NBA history.

 

[PhilsFan]

Sixers-Bucks tonight in the greatest all-time matchup of tanking to date.

 

[No spoken words]

More tanks tonight than a Panzer division!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Another great tank effort by the Knicks tonight!!! Top 5 pick here we cooooooh wait.

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[PhilsFan]

This is my everything.

https://vine.co/v/MmUmYJuJdvO

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

When a single player tries to throw a game, it's a federal offense.

When an entire franchise tries to throw a season, it's the NBA.

It's faaaaaaaaaaantastic.

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[PhilsFan]

And I love it. Ten years of mediocrity will do that to you.

 

[gump]

Rewarding bad teams for sucking is a bad idea, in any sport.

 

[PhilsFan]

Just embrace it.

 

[gump]

In other news, Raymond Felton was arrested.

 

[Hewson]

Celts completed a perfect west coast trip including key contests with close competitors LAL, Sacto and Utah.
Now owners of the 4th best winning percentage in the league

Spoiler

League of Tankapalooza

 

[U2inUtah]

Yeah the Celts made the Jazz look good last night. Jazz are fading a bit in the tank standings. Probly not going to get any better than 5th pick because the East is so bad.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The NBA needs to bring back the straight ping pong ball approach to discourage teams from doing this.

Give the worst teams the best chance, but don't make it so obvious that the worst teams will get the top picks that teams just pretty much throw games.

At least give some incentive to compete.

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[PhilsFan]

"To play it." - YouTube

 

[gump]

Raymond Felton's ex-wife is called Ariane Raymondo Felton.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Nobody really had to worry about Felton hitting them with the way he shoots, amiright?

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[GirlsAloudFan]

You really need to figure out how to get rid of that tag at the end of all your posts, headache. You're one of the best posters on this site, and I really love reading your insights, but it's almost gotten to the point where I scan over your shit just because of how annoying it is that the last line of every post is "Sent from my android cause iphones are for old people".

That shit is super lame.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Sorry

GAF hates my signature

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

That was a drunken moment.

As for actual basketball, my sources are telling me that the Bulls might be signing JIMMER FREDETTE soon.

I don't know what to think about that.

But I do know that Joakim is playing the best ball of his life.

 

[PhilsFan]

Literally all he can do is shoot. Terrible defender and shaky ballhandler. I wish the Sixers would sign him.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Shaky Ballhandler also happens to be one of my favorite porn stars.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

The Knicks continue their "tank for Denver" campaign. They're coming for you, Philly...

 

[PhilsFan]

Hahahahaha it's been so long I literally would have to look up when the Sixers last won a game. Sometime in January.

And the Bucks won last night. Life is excellent.

 

[phanan]

The Celtics need to get their act together or else the Knicks will pass them by.

 

[namkcuR]

Hahahahaha it's been so long I literally would have to look up when the Sixers last won a game. Sometime in January.

And the Bucks won last night. Life is excellent.

Jan 29 @ Boston. Currently at a league-best 14-game losing streak.

 

[PhilsFan]

That was the Evan Turner buzzer beater game. Fuck Evan Turner, man.

 

[Hewson]

That was one of the Celtics' signature "victories" of the season.

 

[U2inUtah]

You can thank the Jazz for giving the Bucks another win. I have never seen an arena so empty as it was in Milwaukee.

Unfortunately the Jazz get too many fluke wins to keep up with Philly in the loss column.

 

[mikal]

The Bucks are such a pathetic franchise. I stopped being a fan when they traded Ray Allen for Gary Payton, probably one of the worst trades in history.

At this point I'd rather them move to a different city and somehow Milwaukee get a hockey team.

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