IT'S OFFICIAL: Welcome to Zoney's Confessionals

[beegee]

you guys make my heart swell with love



:swell:

 

[Angela Harlem]

ohmygod you said swell! why does the word swell always make me think of erections? now im going to associate zonee with erections

 

[For Honor]

I knew I shouldn't have come back in here after reading the 2nd page..........


but I did anyways

Thats my confession

 

[beegee]

now im going to associate zonee with erections

you and me BOTH, sister!

:heartheartheart:

 

[Angela Harlem]

zonee: hey girls, wanna see something swell?
bg: elvis came into the library today...
ah: was he painted on velvet?
zonee: i mean it, it's swell! er...-ing
bg: no, but he did borrow a book on kitsche art techniques
ah: maybe he's making a comeback
zonee: fine! i'll play on my own then...

 

[beegee]

 

[zonelistener]

DO you think this HELPS?


I am going to have to quote me again! You do not want to see me when I have to quote myself.

 

[Doozer61]

swell....

 

[Numb1075]

i confess i sneeze orange poop

 

[Bonochick]

I confess I used to have a crush on zonelistener...and after telling Lilly that, she told me that zonelistener was her brother...and I believed her for several months.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I am inappropriately dressed for work today.

 

[Bonochick]

I just dropped yogurt in my cleavage.

 

[Cassis]

i confess i have never had alcohol and im proud of it

thanks for listening


:adieu:

 

[Bonochick]

You don't need it.

 

[Cassis]

very true

 

[beegee]

I am inappropriately dressed for work today.

which allows me to mention once again that my boss has her dress on backwards



it's the greatest thing i've ever seen

 

[Cassis]

pics

 

[beegee]

pics, lol are you kidding?

i can't even bring myself to TELL her

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

which allows me to mention once again that my boss has her dress on backwards



it's the greatest thing i've ever seen

Yes, you really do need to get a picture of this amazing thing.

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[bonosloveslave]

I confess that I strangely enjoy Full House and Fresh Prince reruns on Nick At Night.

**Thread of the Day award**

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I watched the last half of E's true hollywood story about Geraldo tonight.

 

[Sevikins]

I'm kinda excited-- I'm going to the zoo for the first time!

 

[zonelistener]

I want pictures of Mks innapropriate dress for work

NOTE TO ANGELA HARLEM:

I watched the last half of E's true hollywood story about Geraldo tonight.

^^^

THIS is a true friend

 

[Screaming Flower]

i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you.

 

[zonelistener]

You've killed me thousands of times before.


WHERE IS MY SISTER BOOF?

I am going to start throwing ketchuped pickles in a second (true story).

 

[meegannie]

What the hell do you do with picalilli?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Re: I want pictures of Mks innapropriate dress for work

^^^

THIS is a true friend

Yes, I owe you a call. But you can call too, you know!

 

[Bonochick]

WHERE IS MY SISTER BOOF?

She's not yours sister.

You're as bad as Jack White.

Except you didn't marry and divorce Boof.

OR DID YOU??????

 

[Screaming Flower]

boof. always trying to steal my name. and my thunder. and tom.