It's Official: Fax cover sheet

[JessicaAnn]

I am drafting a fax cover memo to the city health department thanking them for meeting with our agency last week about the syphilis elimination campaign and with info about our contract.

For the thank you part, I was going to copy and paste another thank you note and personalize it.

Well, the thank you note I opened has the words spread and contagious ...

Erm ... I need to find some better words.

 

[Bonochick]

I don't know how to use a fax machine.

*flashback to when I worked at 7-Eleven*

Customer: Can I fax this?

BC: Yeah, the fax machine is right over there. *points*

Customer: There's a sign on it that says you have to do it.

BC: There is?? *looks* Oh...

*pause*

BC: Okay...*takes his paper and approaches fax machine*

BC: *stares* Hmmm...*sticks paper somewhere and pushes some buttons* *stares some more* Hmmmm...

Customer: Do you know how to fax?

BC: No.

Customer: If you just let me use it, I can do it myself.

BC: Thank you so much. *walks away*

I never did learn how to use it...thanks, boss.

Reason #452 why I quit that place.

 

[zoney!]

this may be the perfect thread to list all the other reasons.

It would be much like that thread you had with basstrap...the one where there were 1000 reasons why he sucked.....

we shall call it....the 500 reasons why bonochick quite 7-11.

Breath some life into IO, Bonochick. Give it it mouth-to-mouth (and add a little tongue too).

 

[Bonochick]

1. The month before I started working there, they got robbed, and the lady working got pistol whipped, and her head had to be stitched shut.

2. This lady used to eat nachos out of the big bags we used, lick her fingers, and stick her grubby hand back in there.

3. One of the third shifters kept trying to get in my pants.

4. I constantly smelled like an alcoholic cuz people wouldn't empty their beer bottles before returning them...and I always managed to spill them on me (no, I did NOT drink them...that's nasty!). Oh...and who doesn't drink all their beer???? What a waste...

5. My boss always scheduled me to work while I was at my other job...meaning I'd always be 2 hours late. He assured me it was fine, but he neglected to inform the people working before me. They all had to stay late and were growing to hate me.

6. Somebody stole $20 from my purse in the back room.

7. One of my co-workers always left his porno mag out in the open.

8. Nobody would empty the damn Slurpee tray during the day. By the time I got there, it was so full that I often spilled it all over the damn place.

9. There were bugs crawling on the hotdog buns.

10. There were two bars nearby, and this one drunk guy would stand outside the store front and stare at me for about 15 minutes straight.

 

[nbcrusader]

Need new words - try "burning" or "scratching"

 

[zoney!]

did bonochick give up on this

 

[Mr. BAW]

I don't know how to use a fax machine.

*flashback to when I worked at 7-Eleven*

Customer: Can I fax this?

BC: Yeah, the fax machine is right over there. *points*

Customer: There's a sign on it that says you have to do it.

BC: There is?? *looks* Oh...

*pause*

BC: Okay...*takes his paper and approaches fax machine*

BC: *stares* Hmmm...*sticks paper somewhere and pushes some buttons* *stares some more* Hmmmm...

Customer: Do you know how to fax?

BC: No.

Customer: If you just let me use it, I can do it myself.

BC: Thank you so much. *walks away*

I never did learn how to use it...thanks, boss.

Reason #452 why I quit that place.

He should be thankful it wasn't a shredding machine!

 

[Bonochick]

He should be thankful it wasn't a shredding machine!

One time, I got my hair caught in a paper shredder.