Hottest Chica Around - Part Sicks

[No spoken words]

Oh, and, Megan Fox comports herself like a skank and I'm sick of looking at her.

 

[LMP]

Rene Russo and Meg Ryan would've secured themselves on the Lynx list if it weren't for terrible plastic surgery.

HELL YES on Olivia Newton-John, Sharon Stone, and Christie Brinkley

 

[impy13]

Off that list, I second Mary Steenburgen.

WHO THE HELL IS CLARA?

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

She can grip my microphone whenever she wants.

 

[No spoken words]

Damn, Gaffer, you'd been on such a roll lately and now you revert back to her.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

 

[impy13]

I wouldn't mind getting a little Huffy on her Schwinn with my Mongoose, if you get my meaning.

 

[lazarus]

I wouldn't mind putting slim in that virginia, if you get my meaning.

 

[impy13]

Alright, that's your best one in a while.

I'm jonesin' for Rashida.

 

[No spoken words]

That's a little too big of a photo, but she's awesome.

Gaffer, you mock me with Monica but she's all woman. Ask your Dad about her.

 

[impy13]

Too big? Alright.

Happy? I sure am.

 

[lazarus]

I'm jonesin' for Rashida.

I'd help her produce a thriller, if you get my meaning.

 

[No spoken words]

I'd help her produce a thriller, if you get my meaning.

She's out of your......life.

 

[LMP]

The girl is mine.

 

[lazarus]

Beat it, punk.

 

[LMP]

Laz, you wanna be startin' something?

 

[impy13]

I wouldn't mind blah blah blah on that blah blah blah, if you get my meaning.

 

[Lancemc]

I wouldn't mind blah ablh blah on that blah blah blah if you get my meaning.

No need to elaborate. I know exactly what you mean.

 

[mad1]

I wouldnt mind unveiling those weapons of mass seduction, if you get my meaning.







anyhow, boys, me thinks when it comes to the older women (AND WOULD ANY OF YOU FIND SIGOURNEY ONE???) - they look better now than when they were younger.

well, likes of Kim Basinger always looks good!

 

[impy13]

What the fuck how is it 3 AM already? How is Maddie here? I'm about to send her a photo of me.

 

[mad1]

oh please Impy, please do, I wanna know if Laz can be like, totally beaten!

 

[lazarus]

Septic tank vs. ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT

You be the judge.

 

[impy13]

The hypothetical battle continues until Maddie clears oout her PM box.

 

[mad1]

I still think the On a Motherfuking Boat would win because seriously, that guy oozes more sx appeal than 30 nude ladies dancing round one pole.




Now I know why you guys like cans, and esp cans with no collarbone.

 

[mad1]

DUDE! email it to me, my email dude, my email!

*grabs Impys shoulders and shakes the FUK outta him*

 

[impy13]

You're fucked since I don't know your email. Laz wins this round.

 

[lazarus]

SUCKA.

 

[impy13]

I wouldn't mind having sex with her, if you get my meaning.

 

[mad1]

Lazs pics - the first one.

again I must say















I wouldnt mind whippin that smile, if you get my meaning.





Imps, my details have it.

 

[mad1]

laz why no pics of you WITHOUT one on?


Impy, I would totally too, you know.