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Found this classic site which condenses great books and films, so you can read them in under a minute.
here are some samples
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The Collected works of Jane Austen
Female Lead
"I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know. "
Male Lead
"I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know."
(They find out.)
THE END
Hamlet
"Whine whine whine...To be or not to be...I'm dead. "
The Crucible
Reverend Parris
"Abigail Williams, you and your friends are in trouble, unless you can shift the blame to someone else. "
Abigail Williams
"She did it! He did it! They did it! Everybody but us did it! "
Judge Danforth
"Ah, now we are getting somewhere. "
(Everybody gets hanged, which just goes to show how evil McCarthyism is.)
Midsummer Night's Dream
Hermia, Lysander, Demetrius, and Helena
"We're all in love with each other the wrong way around. "
(Everyone goes into the woods. They have wacky experiences, pair off correctly, and live happily ever after.)
Lord of the Rings :the Fellowship
Gandalf
"Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with. "
Bilbo Baggins
"It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
Elrond
"Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives."
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
Boromir
"Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring. "
Frodo
"No."
Boromir
"What have I done?" (dies)
Check out many more silliness at
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/
here are some samples
------------------------
The Collected works of Jane Austen
Female Lead
"I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know. "
Male Lead
"I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know."
(They find out.)
THE END
Hamlet
"Whine whine whine...To be or not to be...I'm dead. "
The Crucible
Reverend Parris
"Abigail Williams, you and your friends are in trouble, unless you can shift the blame to someone else. "
Abigail Williams
"She did it! He did it! They did it! Everybody but us did it! "
Judge Danforth
"Ah, now we are getting somewhere. "
(Everybody gets hanged, which just goes to show how evil McCarthyism is.)
Midsummer Night's Dream
Hermia, Lysander, Demetrius, and Helena
"We're all in love with each other the wrong way around. "
(Everyone goes into the woods. They have wacky experiences, pair off correctly, and live happily ever after.)
Lord of the Rings :the Fellowship
Gandalf
"Bilbo Baggins, your Ring is evil. In a couple decades, we'll try to destroy it. In the meantime, leave it for Frodo to play with. "
Bilbo Baggins
"It's not evil. It's mine. My precious. Mine! MINE, I TELL YOU!! MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
(Frodo takes it to RIVENDELL. Some FRIENDS come with him. They are attacked by black riders a LOT, and it is SCARY.)
Elrond
"Frodo Baggins, if Sauron ever gets this Ring, the world will be destroyed, and evil will reign forever. We must act quickly. Take the Ring to where he lives."
(They do some travelling. Some more FRIENDS come with him. Gandalf DIES in the mines of Moria, but will later be RESURRECTED in GLORIFIED form having triumphed over EVIL, an obvious literary ALLUSION to that movie where the guy comes back as a DOG.)
Boromir
"Frodo Baggins, give me the Ring. "
Frodo
"No."
Boromir
"What have I done?" (dies)
Check out many more silliness at
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/