Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Bonogirl777]

I'm wide awake, I'm wiiiiiiiiide awaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhelp I'm stuck!!!

 

[waynetravis]

*pants rip*

 

[Bonogirl777]

I mean...oh no.

 

[Serena Vox]

*pants rip*

*wipes spit off keyboard*

 

[europop2005]

for the LAST time woman! that purse does NOT go with those shoes...now go fix it or so god help you!!

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^LOL!!!....er I hope he wasn t talking o me!!

 

[last unicorn]

I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

 

[blm]

I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

I second that!!
That is really, really bad news!

 

[bonocomet]

I like it, Edge should wear more see thru shirts!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Edge is completely awesome enough to actually pull off such a gaudy shirt

 

[Galeongirl]

great caption for a brilliant pic... that outfit and Edge's act are really a great thing!

 

[WildHoney]

*pants rip*

That's a sight i don't wanna see

 

[Bonogirl777]

That's a sight i don't wanna see

His facial expression says that.

 

[flybabe]

 

[silvrlvr]

Talcum powder, quick!

 

[silvrlvr]

Conan: Ok, so what your trying to say os that the fish was this big, right?
I assure you, it was!
Aw, here we go...
*looks at the crowd* Such pretty girls
If he brings that story up again, I swear I'll hang him somewhere...

LOL! So cute!

 

[BonoFox1]

I don't think I'd take any fashion advice from someone who's wearing THAT shirt!

I agree with comet, see-thru is GOOD!!!

plus I like the shirt

 

[Bonogirl777]

Yeah, I that shirt!!!

 

[europop2005]

I love you Edge
I love you Larry
I love you Ada--
don't even try it!

 

[BonoFox1]

^^^awww and

 

[europop2005]

thats right...I tied it all by myself!

 

[Bono Mot]

thats right...I tied it all by myself!

We can tell, Bono.

 

[last unicorn]

And now we come to the glorious highlight of the show. Okay boys, turn around for our nightly "rate the ass" competition.
Where's Edge? Edgie, don't hide!
I don't want to take part in this silly game any more. I always get zero points.

 

[Bonogirl777]

And now we come to the glorious highlight of the show. Okay boys, turn around for our nightly "rate the ass" competition.
Where's Edge? Edgie, don't hide!
I don't want to take part in this silly game any more. I always get zero points.

Awww poor Edge.

Mayyybe...he can win at the...dancing competition!

Or for stomping and bouncing the most.

Dang it, I derailed the thread.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I have THREE lame captions for the same photo

Girl on the right: Look, Bono, I took Spanish for extra credit, okay? *holds up fingers* It's uno, dos, tres, quatro. Quatro, not catorce. Catorce is fourteen, not four. Okay?


OR

Bono and the girl next to him: *holds up fists*
Girl on the right: No, you're still not doing it right! You have to hold up two fingers to make the peace sign, see?


OR

Girl holding the camera/phone/thingy: Okay this is it, the final Rock, Paper, Scissors showdown! Who will win this very important competition? Will it be Bono, the globetrotting rock star and humanitarian? Or will it be Sophia Miller, the smartest girl in our fourth grade class? Let's find out! On the count of three... One, two, three!
Bono: *does rock*
Sophia (girl on the right) : *does scissors*
Bono: Rock crushes scissors! WHOOO! I win!

 

[Bonogirl777]

Girl holding the camera/phone/thingy: Okay this is it, the final Rock, Paper, Scissors showdown! Who will win this very important competition? Will it be Bono, the globetrotting rock star and humanitarian? Or will it be Sophia Miller, the smartest girl in our fourth grade class? Let's find out! On the count of three... One, two, three!
Bono: *does rock*
Sophia (girl on the right) : *does scissors*
Bono: Rock crushes scissors! WHOOO! I win!

This is my favorite!!!

 

[Reggo]

Reporter: Have you anything to add to this, Mr Armstrong?
Billie Joe: Why yes, I do. Elderberries.
Edge: Elderberries?
Billie Joe: Elderberries. Your father smelt of them.
Edge: Well, your mother was a hamster!
Billie Joe: I fart in your general direction.
Edge: Well, I never! *stands*
Billie Joe: Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time, you and all your silly Irish K-nig-hts.
Edge: *stomps off* I should learn never to do an interview with someone who takes a bong hit beforehand.

 

[BonoFox1]

And now we come to the glorious highlight of the show. Okay boys, turn around for our nightly "rate the ass" competition.
Where's Edge? Edgie, don't hide!
I don't want to take part in this silly game any more. I always get zero points.

OMG!!!

 

[youvedonewhat]

Reporter: Have you anything to add to this, Mr Armstrong?
Billie Joe: Why yes, I do. Elderberries.
Edge: Elderberries?
Billie Joe: Elderberries. Your father smelt of them.
Edge: Well, your mother was a hamster!
Billie Joe: I fart in your general direction.
Edge: Well, I never! *stands*
Billie Joe: Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time, you and all your silly Irish K-nig-hts.
Edge: *stomps off* I should learn never to do an interview with someone who takes a bong hit beforehand.

Someone's been on the Monty Python trail...

 

[Reggo]

PAGE 3?!!

Billie Joe: Who are those people?!
PLEBAns.
Billie: And those over there?
More PLEBAns.
Billie: And these down the front?
Still PLEBAns.
Billie: And what do they want to do to you again?
*whispers in Billie's ear*
Billie: