IT'S OFFICIAL: Welcome to Zoney's Confessionals

[U2SavesTheWorld]

You thought I didn't see this, didn't you?

I want pictures of Mks innapropriate dress for work

It was a baggy hooded sweatshirt over my suit.



Our thermostat broke yesterday and the temp in my office dropped to 59 degrees.

 

[Bonochick]

boof. always trying to steal my name. and my thunder. and tom.

Holy crap, just imagine if your name was Tom Thunder.

 

[Screaming Flower]

how freaking cool would that be?

bk.

 

[Bonochick]

I would be pulling out all the stops in trying to make out with you.

 

[zoney!]

Screaming Thunder


Boof and I divorced three times, we just never married.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Jeffrey I can't understand you with your American USA accent. Please speak to me like I am deaf/intellectually challenged...


WHAT?????

 

[zonelistener]

Please speak to me like I am deaf/intellectually challenged...

I

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ALWAYS

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SPEAK

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VEEERRRRRY

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SLOOOOWLY


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FOR





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YOU



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SO


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WE

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DO NOT

(hopefully that wasn't to fast)


MISS


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COMM-YOU-NEE-KATE
















































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[Sicy]

 

[Angela Harlem]

JEFFREY1!!!!!!!!!

 

[beegee]

 

[zonelistener]

HI.

Sicy IM'd me the other day.

The last post is really the epitomy of her first sentence.



I Sicy!

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[zoney!]

Stop licking me

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Where are the confessions.

 

[zoney!]

Why weren't you at Intonation Festival today (or yesterday)?

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Was I supposed to be?

 

[zoney!]

um, sure!

I had a good time! (currently typing away in Evanston).

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Welcome back. How was the Cub game?

 

[zoney!]

I was at the festival all day.

No Cubs game this trip...maybe the next one though.

Confession:
I actually really want to get to a Sox game this year. I have been in CellOne since the redesign...but it wasn't for a game (I just walked into the offices and asked if I could look around).

Maybe when the Sox play the Twins

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

YES! Come to a Sox game! They really are fun and the food can't be beat. I am nervous for the Twin to come to town. They ususally spell the beginning of the end for the Sock.

 

[Ody]

no.

(I confess I too am worried)

 

[Screaming Flower]

my first sox game is on saturday.

 

[Ody]

 

[zoney!]

nice confession, flhour.

 

[elevation2u]

i've never been to any sport events,

 

[fah]

So what knee was I supposed to sit on

And do I have really have to whisper in your ear or can I just sit there and enjoy the moment

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Congrats on your first game Flower.

My confession: I swear at my TV, all the time.

I also wore make up today for the first time in a week.

 

[zonelistener]

What did theTV ever do to you?

So what knee was I supposed to sit on

And do I have really have to whisper in your ear or can I just sit there and enjoy the moment

LEFT KNEE

right one is bad.


And at the least, you need to whisper "peas and carrots" into my ear. Otherwise there is a charge for sitting on the left knee. And I am SURE you would not want to pay the charge/tax.

 

[Ody]

once, when I was a kid, I was in a play.

And they told us to say "peas and carrots" to each other during a scene where they wanted background action.

I thought they said "pee and carriage," and couldn't figure out what in the world they meant.

 

[Cassis]

i ahve no confession today zoney