Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know... - Page 30

last unicorn · 07-13-2007, 11:25 AM

^ I have the magazine but I didn't recognize the photo.

Reggo · 07-13-2007, 12:37 PM

Awesome comic!

edge_is_hot421 · 07-13-2007, 02:54 PM

aww thank you guys

it makes me feel like my weirdness has a small place in the world

Reggo · 07-16-2007, 02:27 PM

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

butter7 · 07-16-2007, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RegularBonoFan

Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

Bob: Let me tell you something, ladies & gentlemen, Bono forgot to zip his zipper, again...

Bono: *look down to check*...shit...

BonoFox1 · 07-17-2007, 01:49 AM

^^^ha ha ha!! AWESOME!!!

last unicorn · 07-17-2007, 01:12 PM

Oh helllooo Tinkerbelle, awwww, so shiny, my sweet little fairy. Can I be Peter just for one night, pretty please?!?!?

last unicorn · 07-17-2007, 01:38 PM

Girl: Um, that's one really big bald spot on this dude's head ...

last unicorn · 07-17-2007, 01:48 PM

Hello Sweetheart .... guess what, we have won!!! Oh, you've seen it on television .... how did I look? Was my hair okay?

What do you mean the jacket I am wearing is ridiculous? But Honey ... no I wasn't drunk when I chose my wardrobe ...

last unicorn · 07-17-2007, 01:58 PM

.... and now one for little Bono and one for little Ali and one for little Edgie and one for ....
child: Mmmph ... who is this freak and why is he talking like a baby?

last unicorn · 07-17-2007, 02:05 PM

Hahahaha, Bobby, I'm telling you this isn't my cell phone. This thing is full of numbers and names I don't know. Where's Bill? Where's Tony? Where's George W.? Where's the Pope? Where's my pizza service?
Bobby: Hahaha, man, good joke.

Have you seen this weird guy just moments ago? I think he just walked out with my phone and left me with his.
Bobby: Okay, Bono, just keep smiling for the cameras.

The Sad Punk · 07-18-2007, 06:28 AM

kid: here you go mister I hope that is everything there
b: For your sake baby, it better be.
kid: oh sir by the way you are driving the wrong way
b: Oh, hey! You ain't half wrong! Here, let me spin this thing around-
[one only-just-successful enough 17 point turn later]
b: There, doggie dog!
kid: thank you sir we will replace that lamppost shortly
b: Whoa kiddo! Whoa WHOA WHOA. Where the hell's my toy?
kid: uh well you see we ain't put toys in anything but the children's meals
b: Damn! Well, I'll have one of them too I guess. I'm pretty sure I can take it.
kid: oh for certain, hold on then
b: Give me the best toy!
kid: uh they are all pretty good it is like figurines of four different characters from the new testament
b: Whoa! I'm crazy for that stuff! Can I have four of these little meals then?
kid: well uh you might just want three because we ran out of pontius pilates
b: Oh, keep it four, I honestly don't care if I get two Mary Magdalenes.
kid: huh what ... well here you go
b: Keep the change, buddy. Later!
...
kid: ... wait this is just a bottle shop receipt

iloveedge · 07-18-2007, 11:06 AM

Bob: Bono says it was huge but really, it was only this big!

I'm telling you! It wasn't this big, it was huge! Ask the kitties, they'll tell you!

Caroni · 07-18-2007, 11:38 AM

^

Were we get this kind of ideas!!!

Reggo · 07-18-2007, 11:52 AM

Kittiez!

You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?

Really?

No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

iloveedge · 07-18-2007, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Caroni
^ Were we get this kind of ideas!!!

I got it from this place:

www.icanhascheezburger.com

Kafrun got me addicted to that site!

Reggo · 07-18-2007, 12:14 PM

Bob: We must remember that art is art.

Well, on the other hand, water is water, isn't it? And East is East and West is West. And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh...now, you tell me what you know.
Bob:

You're nuts. That's what I know.

Caroni · 07-18-2007, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iloveedge

I got it from this place:

www.icanhascheezburger.com

Kafrun got me addicted to that site!

Of course I know cheezburger

Caroni · 07-18-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RegularBonoFan
Kittiez!

You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Really?
No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

(( / ))

Galeongirl · 07-18-2007, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iloveedge

Bob: Bono says it was huge but really, it was only this big!

I'm telling you! It wasn't this big, it was huge! Ask the kitties, they'll tell you!

that's EXACTLY what I was thinking when I saw that cat macro!!!!

07-13-2007, 11:25 AM	#581
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	^ I have the magazine but I didn't recognize the photo. __________________

07-13-2007, 12:37 PM	#582
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 11:44 PM	Awesome comic! __________________

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07-13-2007, 02:54 PM	#583
edge_is_hot421 The Fly Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In god's country Posts: 111 Local Time: 10:44 PM	aww thank you guys it makes me feel like my weirdness has a small place in the world

07-16-2007, 02:27 PM	#584
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 11:44 PM	Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech. And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

07-17-2007, 01:49 AM	#586
BonoFox1 Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Earth to Blue Crack to Planet Fierce and back again Posts: 47,435 Local Time: 10:44 PM	^^^ha ha ha!! AWESOME!!!

07-17-2007, 01:12 PM	#587
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	Oh helllooo Tinkerbelle, awwww, so shiny, my sweet little fairy. Can I be Peter just for one night, pretty please?!?!?

07-17-2007, 01:38 PM	#588
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	Girl: Um, that's one really big bald spot on this dude's head ...

07-17-2007, 01:48 PM	#589
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	Hello Sweetheart .... guess what, we have won!!! Oh, you've seen it on television .... how did I look? Was my hair okay? What do you mean the jacket I am wearing is ridiculous? But Honey ... no I wasn't drunk when I chose my wardrobe ...

07-17-2007, 01:58 PM	#590
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	.... and now one for little Bono and one for little Ali and one for little Edgie and one for .... child: Mmmph ... who is this freak and why is he talking like a baby?

07-17-2007, 02:05 PM	#591
last unicorn Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2006 Location: lost in poetry Posts: 19,446 Local Time: 07:44 AM	Hahahaha, Bobby, I'm telling you this isn't my cell phone. This thing is full of numbers and names I don't know. Where's Bill? Where's Tony? Where's George W.? Where's the Pope? Where's my pizza service? Bobby: Hahaha, man, good joke. Have you seen this weird guy just moments ago? I think he just walked out with my phone and left me with his. Bobby: Okay, Bono, just keep smiling for the cameras.

07-18-2007, 06:28 AM	#592
The Sad Punk Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: VEGA INTL NITE SKOOL Posts: 28,702 Local Time: 04:14 PM	kid: here you go mister I hope that is everything there b: For your sake baby, it better be. kid: oh sir by the way you are driving the wrong way b: Oh, hey! You ain't half wrong! Here, let me spin this thing around- [one only-just-successful enough 17 point turn later] b: There, doggie dog! kid: thank you sir we will replace that lamppost shortly b: Whoa kiddo! Whoa WHOA WHOA. Where the hell's my toy? kid: uh well you see we ain't put toys in anything but the children's meals b: Damn! Well, I'll have one of them too I guess. I'm pretty sure I can take it. kid: oh for certain, hold on then b: Give me the best toy! kid: uh they are all pretty good it is like figurines of four different characters from the new testament b: Whoa! I'm crazy for that stuff! Can I have four of these little meals then? kid: well uh you might just want three because we ran out of pontius pilates b: Oh, keep it four, I honestly don't care if I get two Mary Magdalenes. kid: huh what ... well here you go b: Keep the change, buddy. Later! ... kid: ... wait this is just a bottle shop receipt

07-18-2007, 11:06 AM	#593
iloveedge Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Québec Posts: 15,737 Local Time: 02:44 AM	Bob: Bono says it was huge but really, it was only this big! I'm telling you! It wasn't this big, it was huge! Ask the kitties, they'll tell you!

07-18-2007, 11:38 AM	#594
Caroni Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under Angel´s falls in Venezuela Posts: 3,603 Local Time: 02:14 AM	^ Were we get this kind of ideas!!!

07-18-2007, 11:52 AM	#595
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 11:44 PM	Kittiez! You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Really? No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.

07-18-2007, 12:14 PM	#597
Reggo Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 26,992 Local Time: 11:44 PM	Bob: We must remember that art is art. Well, on the other hand, water is water, isn't it? And East is East and West is West. And if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh...now, you tell me what you know. Bob: You're nuts. That's what I know.