2011 MLB Thread- Part One

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Neither is Lester the molester

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

And citi field is on fire... okay not exactly, but the Mogadishu-lookin' scrap pile just outside the centerfield exits is

 

[speedracer]

Apparently Matt Albers is the guy to get the Red Sox out of a jam in the sixth inning when down one run. Interesting.

 

[phanan]

Not that surprised with Lester; he always gets off to slow starts.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

So yeah awesome news... Orlando is apparently blacked out on MLB.tv for both Marlins and Rays... except I'm in full Rays territory. Stupid FSN/SUN Sports.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I'm still a big Byrd fan

 

[LuckyNumber7]

John Buck with the Grand Slam! 4-0 Marlins.

 

[bono_212]

Haha, I read that back to myself later and wondered if anyone else noticed that.

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Goodnight Mets, Leo Nunez with the save for a 6-2 victory!

 

[DRay9911]

the mets have no money!

YouTube - David Letterman - Chris Rock: The Mets Got No Money!

 

[lazarus]

Ryan Dempster, everyone! RYAN DEMPSTER!!

 

[bono_212]

He fucking nailed it, didn't he?

 

[the tourist]

I <3 King Felix.

 

[gump]

I had forgotten how much I hate Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I am quickly falling in love with Adam Dunn.

So happy about having this guy in the middle of the order every day.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Brian cashman is shocked to learn that Pedro feliciano was over used by the Mets. Well no shit douchebag

 

[speedracer]

Brian cashman is shocked to learn that Pedro feliciano was over used by the Mets. Well no shit douchebag

This is pretty funny considering that his team ruined Tom Gordon, Paul Quantrill and Scott Proctor over a four-year period.

 

[speedracer]

Only $68 million left to go on John Lackey's contract.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

This is pretty funny considering that his team ruined Tom Gordon, Paul Quantrill and Scott Proctor over a four-year period.

What's shocking to me is that the douchebag didn't figure this out before they signed him.

Wasn't exactly a secret.

 

[PhilsFan]

You're surprised that Brian Cashman is an idiot? I'm not.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Touche'

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

hey, it's baseball season

 

[LuckyNumber7]

Javier Vazquez got eaten alive

Can't say I didn't see it coming though. His fastball was hardly 'fast' during Spring Training.

 

[gump]

Javier Vazquez got eaten alive

Can't say I didn't see it coming though. His fastball was hardly 'fast' during Spring Training.

I remember the feeling.

 

[Imperor]

Hmm...

 

[Hewson]

Haven't been on over the weekend till now, but I must share this from my Friday PM commute.
Carl Crawford may want out of Boston right away...I was listening the the opening day Sox/Rangers tilt on the radio whilst driving home Friday...Crawford, in his 2nd AB I believe, hit a little bloop pop out to short. The announcer described it as thus, and I quote:
"Carl Crawford got fisted"...bet that never happened to him in Tampa.

 

[DRay9911]

as much as i hate that team. i think it's funny they are already panicking and moved crawford to 7th in the order. just chill out, it's a long season

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

A-Rod must be jealous

 

[the tourist]

Ah, now there is the sloppy baseball I remember! For a couple of days I was getting myself all optimistic. Glad to see Ichiro, Felix, and Smoak starting well, though!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'm going to learn how to throw a knuckleball. See you in the show in 2 years.