Kieran McConville
ONE love, blood, life
I'm doing a power ranking of Zoomerang96, and you will have no choice but to accept my decision as final and binding.
After long and careful observation of the poster known as Zoomerang96 (including placing hidden cameras in every part of the house where he currently pretends to live), I have made detailed notes about his life, habits and posting strengths/weaknesses.
I then spent many days meditating and reflecting on the notes I had made, then then ate them (the notes).
My power ranking of Zoomerang96 is as follows:
54.9499358711%
Carefully calibrated to be just high enough to not insult, and just low enough to cause fatal internal doubts in the recipient.
Overview of Zoomerang96:
- signs of delusional grandeur
- extremely poor grammar and spelling
- signs of sexual dominance
- may be squatting in an abandoned house, where are owners?
- how does he sleep?
HOW DO YOU SLEEP
HOW DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT NIKE LOGO TATOOED TO YOUR HEAD????
- long history of scatalogical humour, very amusing
-
good luck, and goodnight.
After long and careful observation of the poster known as Zoomerang96 (including placing hidden cameras in every part of the house where he currently pretends to live), I have made detailed notes about his life, habits and posting strengths/weaknesses.
I then spent many days meditating and reflecting on the notes I had made, then then ate them (the notes).
My power ranking of Zoomerang96 is as follows:
54.9499358711%
Carefully calibrated to be just high enough to not insult, and just low enough to cause fatal internal doubts in the recipient.
Overview of Zoomerang96:
- signs of delusional grandeur
- extremely poor grammar and spelling
- signs of sexual dominance
- may be squatting in an abandoned house, where are owners?
- how does he sleep?
HOW DO YOU SLEEP
HOW DO YOU SLEEP WITH THAT NIKE LOGO TATOOED TO YOUR HEAD????
- long history of scatalogical humour, very amusing
-
good luck, and goodnight.