SkeeK
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what's your favourite short little joke? or big one if you prefer...
what's the best joke?
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deep
Blue Crack Addict
*President* Bush
MrBrau1
ONE love, blood, life
Q:How do you make a woman come?
A:Who cares.
A:Who cares.
nbcrusader
Blue Crack Addict
MrBrau1
ONE love, blood, life
Q:How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A:If her ankle flares when she farts!
Badumdum!
A:If her ankle flares when she farts!
Badumdum!
Hallelujah Here She Comes
Rock n' Roll Doggie
nbcrusader said:
I second that.
MrBrau1
ONE love, blood, life
Hallelujah Here She Comes said:
I second that.
Pffft! You guys must be sober.
Desert_Sky
Acrobat
Two fish in a tank...
one says to the other one.....
'How do you drive this thing?'
one says to the other one.....
'How do you drive this thing?'
WHAT A GAFF!!!!!! 
hiphop
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
I would have a joke "below waistline", but I refuse to tell it here. You would think I am not a gentleman. 
Desert_Sky
Acrobat
whenhiphopdrovethebigcars said:I would have a joke "below waistline", but I refuse to tell it here. You would think I am not a gentleman.
ah go on....i don't mimd!
hiphop
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Nah its really way too hard...
since you are from Bristol, and Bristol was home of "The Wild Bunch" (Massive Attack, Tricky)... if you leave your email address here, I will email it. Without laughing guarantee. It?s just too hard to post it on Interference. Some people would be shocked.
since you are from Bristol, and Bristol was home of "The Wild Bunch" (Massive Attack, Tricky)... if you leave your email address here, I will email it. Without laughing guarantee. It?s just too hard to post it on Interference. Some people would be shocked.
Desert_Sky
Acrobat
haha, ok email it
yep i come from the home of massive attack - and how that makes me proud! Its the only thing Bristol is famous for though
yep i come from the home of massive attack - and how that makes me proud! Its the only thing Bristol is famous for though
Desert_Sky
Acrobat
cav1n@hotmail.com by the way
The_Sweetest_Thing
MacPhisto's serving wench
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Ouch.
notiti
Refugee
Q)What did the chorus say when Oedepous gouged out his eyes?
A) That's a face only a mother could love.
A) That's a face only a mother could love.
HeartlandGirl
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
I prefer snaps, such as:
Your mama's so stupid they had to burn down the school to get her out of the third grade.
Your sister's so ugly she has to play "easy to get."
Your mama's so fat they had to baptize her at SeaWorld.
Your grandmama's so old she can read the Bible and reminisce.
I could go on and on...
Your mama's so stupid they had to burn down the school to get her out of the third grade.
Your sister's so ugly she has to play "easy to get."
Your mama's so fat they had to baptize her at SeaWorld.
Your grandmama's so old she can read the Bible and reminisce.
I could go on and on...
joyfulgirl
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from a friend of mine who was raised Mennonite:
Q: Why do Mennonites never make love standing up?
A: It might lead to dancing.
Q: Why do Mennonites never make love standing up?
A: It might lead to dancing.
yertle-the-turtle
ONE love, blood, life
mum, why do i keep going round in circles?
shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.
shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Cleasai
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Two guys walk into a bar...
You'd think that at least ONE of them would have ducked!
You'd think that at least ONE of them would have ducked!
HeartlandGirl said:
Lilly
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
joyfulgirl said:
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
A pirate walkes into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly. As he walks up to the bar the bartender says, "Hey pal, you know you've got a steering wheel coming out of your fly?"
And the pirate says "Aaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
And the pirate says "Aaarrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
U2girl02
Refugee
A long time ago, in a small village, there was a young man who had been born with no arms. The village church took pity on him and gave him a job as the bell-ringer. Since he had no arms to work the ropes, he would take a running head start and slam himself into the bell.
One day, the man was feeling a little dizzy, and as he ran towards the bell, he completely missed and fell out of the bell tower to his death. Two men witnessed the fall and ran over to see if they could save him. One of them had a hard time recognizing the young man on the ground, so he asked his friend if he knew who it was.
"I'm not sure," said his friend, "but his face rings a bell."
One day, the man was feeling a little dizzy, and as he ran towards the bell, he completely missed and fell out of the bell tower to his death. Two men witnessed the fall and ran over to see if they could save him. One of them had a hard time recognizing the young man on the ground, so he asked his friend if he knew who it was.
"I'm not sure," said his friend, "but his face rings a bell."
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
*Not a joke really*
The U.N. conducted a worldwide survey last month. The only
question asked was: "Would you please give your honest
opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of
the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the U.S.A. they didn't know what "the rest of the
world" meant.
The U.N. conducted a worldwide survey last month. The only
question asked was: "Would you please give your honest
opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of
the world?"
The survey was a HUGE failure.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the U.S.A. they didn't know what "the rest of the
world" meant.
Salome
you are what you is
so, it was up to the aussies then? 
