Bob Geldof explained the charity to tuf bono.
"Y'see, tuf bono, y'see there are childrun dyun'. Childrun! Dyun'! At Christmastime!"
tuf bono nibbled on a bit of pizza and wondered if any of the dead children were on it. That would make for an interesting diversion from deinonychus, velociraptor, and poutine.
"Y'see, I fthink we needuh feed tha wourld, tuf bono, at Christmastime, ta stop tha childrun dyun'! Childrun! Dyun'!"
"you look pretty decrepti yourself," said tuf bono through mouthfuls. He was proud he remembered a word like 'decrepit', even though the author had typoed it, so he had a six pack of Heineken before continuing with the pizza.
"Solidarity with the childrun dyun', tuf bono. Childrun! Dyun'!"
"but what's this gotta do with christmastime, Bob Geldof? christmastime is about beer, turkey, pizza, turkey pizza, wine, champagne ..." Bob Geldof was a little shocked. tuf bono went on. "is your charity going to contribute champagne to the childrun dyun'? i mean, i think i can part with a bottle or two for them."
"No, no, no, tuf bono! We can feed the world by raising money with a charity single that gets our MESSIDGE out there!" Bob Geldof didn't speak in a funny accent any more because the author was too lazy to work one out.
"wait wait there's a MESSIDGE? well why didn't you say so, Bob Geldof! we might even get it to the PRESSYDENTUH! oh i'm gonna help the childrun dyun' and get the MESSIDGE out there and help your christmas! oh we can change the world, like how me and that nice man ian mcculloch are changing the world with our music! you know him? ian mcculloch? yeah yeah i think he said he really hates war, all that combat and violence, especially sunday bloody sunday, the memory of that distresses him! oh he's such a tender man. you should invite him in on the charity!"
tuf bono then handed Bob Geldof his address book before sculling another twelve Heinekens and passing out for a few minutes in his usual respectable way. Bob Geldof, eager to stop children dying, flicked through tuf bono's address book to find Ian McCulloch. The address book seemed full of a terribly large amount of velociraptor numbers ... tuf bono respected them a lot, it seemed.
"Y'see, tuf bono, y'see there are childrun dyun'. Childrun! Dyun'! At Christmastime!"
tuf bono nibbled on a bit of pizza and wondered if any of the dead children were on it. That would make for an interesting diversion from deinonychus, velociraptor, and poutine.
"Y'see, I fthink we needuh feed tha wourld, tuf bono, at Christmastime, ta stop tha childrun dyun'! Childrun! Dyun'!"
"you look pretty decrepti yourself," said tuf bono through mouthfuls. He was proud he remembered a word like 'decrepit', even though the author had typoed it, so he had a six pack of Heineken before continuing with the pizza.
"Solidarity with the childrun dyun', tuf bono. Childrun! Dyun'!"
"but what's this gotta do with christmastime, Bob Geldof? christmastime is about beer, turkey, pizza, turkey pizza, wine, champagne ..." Bob Geldof was a little shocked. tuf bono went on. "is your charity going to contribute champagne to the childrun dyun'? i mean, i think i can part with a bottle or two for them."
"No, no, no, tuf bono! We can feed the world by raising money with a charity single that gets our MESSIDGE out there!" Bob Geldof didn't speak in a funny accent any more because the author was too lazy to work one out.
"wait wait there's a MESSIDGE? well why didn't you say so, Bob Geldof! we might even get it to the PRESSYDENTUH! oh i'm gonna help the childrun dyun' and get the MESSIDGE out there and help your christmas! oh we can change the world, like how me and that nice man ian mcculloch are changing the world with our music! you know him? ian mcculloch? yeah yeah i think he said he really hates war, all that combat and violence, especially sunday bloody sunday, the memory of that distresses him! oh he's such a tender man. you should invite him in on the charity!"
tuf bono then handed Bob Geldof his address book before sculling another twelve Heinekens and passing out for a few minutes in his usual respectable way. Bob Geldof, eager to stop children dying, flicked through tuf bono's address book to find Ian McCulloch. The address book seemed full of a terribly large amount of velociraptor numbers ... tuf bono respected them a lot, it seemed.