Tiger Woods injured in car crash

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Anyone have or know any other updates?

Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Crash - News Story - WFTV Orlando

 

[dan_smee]

fuck! hope hes ok

 

[lazarus]

Is Miley Cyrus still ok?

Spoiler

and what about Boner??

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well good news is that he is okay. I posted this when the news broke and there were no updates as to what happened.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

WTF is up with this story? His wife freed him from the car using a golf club?

 

[coolian2]

WTF is up with this story? His wife freed him from the car using a golf club?

hot.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

now I am reading stories that he may have had an affair?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

now I am reading stories that he may have had an affair?

WTF is up with this story? His wife freed him from the car using a golf club?

maybe she was aiming for him and missed.

 

[indra]

maybe she was aiming for him and missed.

Maybe she was aiming for him (and the car) and didn't miss.

 

[ladywithspinninghead]

Sounds like that might be what happened according to, a-hem, TMZ..

 

[corianderstem]

I was just reading about that on another site. Oh dear.

Domestic violence FTL.

 

[gvox]

Now that most of this has proven overblown, two jokes overheard on Teh Interwebz that made me chuckle...

1. Tiger hasn't had a drive this short since the age of, oh, 5.

2. Take a look at his wife. There's no way in hell he's using his driver on someone else's hole.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Cops - How many times did you hit that window?

Wife - Uhh...6, maybe 7...just put me down for a 5!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

that's what happens when you mess around with Lacey Underall

 

[phillyfan26]

Now that most of this has proven overblown, two jokes overheard on Teh Interwebz that made me chuckle...

1. Tiger hasn't had a drive this short since the age of, oh, 5.

2. Take a look at his wife. There's no way in hell he's using his driver on someone else's hole.

The best I read was "Looks like he gets his driving skills from his mother's side."

 

[coolian2]

he can't be that stupid, can he?

 

[Thora]

Best joke I heard: Tiger Woods drives into a fire hydrant and a tree. I guess he couldn't decide between a wood or an iron so he hit both.

 

[cobl04]

i heard it was because he was depressed at having to live australia.

 

[mikal]

i heard it was because someone in the gallery was making noise.

 

[Dalton]

The thing that's fishy about TMZ's reports is that they are all from "a friend of Tiger's" ...

1. Tiger doesn't have many friends.

2. Those he does have sure as hell aren't talking to the media right now.

There's something fishy going on, but I'm not buying TMZ's version.

 

[Sicy]

I think the wife was upset that he was leaving the house at 2am so she ran after his car and smashed the windows with a golf club, which caused the crash. Then of course she probably felt bad so she pulled him out of the car and called an ambulance. /speculation.

 

[corianderstem]

I don't know that I even buy that "pulled him out" bit of the story. She supposedly smashed the back window and dragged him out?

What is she, like an Olympian weight-lifter? How in blazes did she pull her husband from the driver's seat of an SUV and out the back window?

I mean, I've heard of unbelievable fits of adrenaline surges that have allowed a mom to lift a car off their baby or something, but it's not like he was trapped in an upside-down flaming car or anything.

/sordid tabloid speculation

 

[Screwtape2]

I won't guess at what happened and I'm not one to jump to speculation but there are a lot of details that are odd about this. It doesn't help that Tiger keeps delaying his meeting with the police. There is a lot of smoke and I wonder how long until we find the fire.

 

[deep]

Rachel Uchitel in front of her home in New York. The National Enquirer published a story alleging that golfer Tiger Woods, who was involved in a car accident near his home on Friday, had been seeing the New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press.


Rachel Uchitel gets into a car in front of her home in New York. The National Enquirer published a story : News Photo

 

[deep]

TMZ has since reported that Woods told a friend his wife went "ghetto" on him after hearing rumours about his alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel.

TMZ claims that Nordegren scratched Tigers face, chased him while he was driving and broke his back window.

Police have tried to question Woods and Nordegren on three occasions and have been turned away each time.

Woods finally broke his silence on Monday saying only that: "This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way."

Rachel Uchitel says that she has met Tiger Woods, but that the two have never been intimate.

Tiger Woods 911 call released | WORLD News

 

[LMP]

I was back in Orlando this weekend and thought it would be fun to make Tiger crash his car. I was wrong.

 

[Imperor]

Cadillac? I thought he drove a Buick. That lying sack of shit.

 

[corianderstem]

(never mind. Edited to remove joke that's just not that funny. Not offensive or anything, just a failure. You know how a joke is sometimes super funny in your head, but then you go and type it out and when you see it on your screen you realize that you might be insane to think that was actually funny? Yeah, one of those.)

 

[gvox]

i heard it was because someone in the gallery was making noise.

 

[ntalwar]

I think what I found most surprising is that his house is only $2.4m. He does have other properties though.

It doesn't help that Tiger keeps delaying his meeting with the police. There is a lot of smoke and I wonder how long until we find the fire.

Legally, he doesn't have to speak to police about it. It's good he has an attorney and that he's asserting his right to privacy.

Cadillac? I thought he drove a Buick. That lying sack of shit.

Hi Buick contract expired last year or something.