The Adventures of The Timmy T Mixtape Death Squad Posse (TTTMtDSP)
LMPA explains again to VG why Timmy T was so popular, but VG is just not getting it. GG and Bono212 agree with VG, but LMPA doesn't care. She puts her Walkman back on, hits rewind and listens to the cassette single, sound somewhat faded with age, again.
The cave's mouth just in site, the gate open, the TTMtDSP hide behind some bushes and wait. VG goes over the plan in her head once again. Through the binoculars she can see Zootelsque on the other side of the field, his gaze switching between snowbunny and the sky. She chuckle slightly and mutters, "Idiot." She focuses the binoculars to the cliff edge's off to the south. NSW and the All Stars, minus Reg, are talking with Maddy and an army of little smileys. "So far so good" she thinks to herself.
She is growing anxious, "Come Zoots, figure it out, already. What are you waiting for?" As she thinks that she she's Zoots rise and walk to the field. She notices Headache set up a hibachi and cooler. She focuses her bioculars on Headache who is wearing a football jersey that says NY on the front. On the back she makes out the word "ZOOT", "Excellent, he's in the zone," she thinks.
She watches the battle, then see's RB and Thora being the shooting clinic. Everything looks good. "Come on, Zoots, get them into the corner, get them into the corner!" Zoots shifts and pushes
into the corner, his army watching the fight, no one is watching the cave entrance but a few guards. VG nods to GG who stands up, opens her eyes wide and shots the cave guards with "frickin laser beams". VG then motions to Bono212 who uses her wrist to make a "carpal" tunnel for VG and LMPA to run through so as avoid being seen on the long dash across the field. VG and LMPA sprint into the cave, which is pretty much empty due to all of the action going on outside.
VG surveys the area and notices all the various tunnels and doors. "Shit. I didn't expect so many hiding spaces. If we go one by one it's going to take too long. Maybe we should spl-"
At that moment LMPA begins singing, "It's been a long time since you left me
I didn't mean to, make you cry
I didn't mean to, disappoint you
I didn't mean to, tell you lies - "
VG has a look of horror and disgust on her face, but before LMPA can reach the chorus a voice calls from one of the tunnels, "Please, April, stop. That song is awful."
LMPA smiles with satisfaction and she and VG move to the tunnel where the voice was coming from. "I think we found her," says LMPA. The climb the stone steps, and there, straight down one of the tunnels, tied to a chair is Lila, only something isn't right. She turns her head and her face now looks like this:
She calls out, "NO - It's a TRAP!" VG backflips to the floor, but LMPA is acosted by
and
. They bring her to ledge and she calls to VG below, "Catch me!" VG says, "Uhhh.....sure?" The three smileys throw April and the ground rushes up to her. Then she hears a voice call "SEEEEEEXXYYYYYY TTIIIIIIMMMEEE" and she feels an arm grab her and swing her up to another ledge.
After she gets her footing, she looks up and sees Reg, wearing a full catcher's outfit and a loin cloth. And that's it. "Thank Reg. You saved me.....you can let go now......for real.....let go......REG!"
"Sorry," he says, and finally let's go.