Beav, send her this e-mail:
F or some time now, I've been listening to you communicate to others your various trials and tribulations.
U nfortunately, I am going through some of the same issues as you, so I really relate to many of your problems.
C razy how the universe seems out to get the both of us, huh?
K arma is a bitch, though, so some of the people that are causing all of our issues are going to get what's coming to them!!!
Y ou know the worst part? Nobody understands what we're going through, so, luckily, we at least have each other. We should have lunch one of these days.
O r, if you prefer, we can maybe have dinner?
U sually, I don't butt into other's people business, but, in this case I'm making an exception, because we seem to be kindred spirits.