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What about dolts, Beav? I think they're sort of lovable. Fools, though, make me sort of sick.
Dolts are kinda loveable, all cute and goofy. Assholes I have a sort of respect for, and I've been told I am one of them.
Douche Bags are like assholes but without senses of humour - or just real bad ones. Pricks make me laugh, unless of course I am their target, then they become dicks (see below).
Fuckups - sometimes I feel bad for them, especially if they've just become a fuckup, but the longer they remain a fuckup, the madder I get. I think a fuckup may graduate to fool, actually. Maybe not. Not to get political, but I'd say the current admininstration is a collection of fuckups and fools.
Dicks are kinda like pricks, but they are generally that way out of insecurity, whereas pricks are just annoying for the sake of being annoying. It could be argued that a prick is just an asshole that goes too far, but personally I consider assholes to be a bit more cerebral than pricks. Pricks are the kind of people that would poke you, or get right in your face and be like, "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you." More annoying than anything else. Whereas an asshole would slap you in the balls and be like, "ooops, my bad." See? That's funny. A dick would just berate you and call you names. Could be funny, but generally not.
Schmucks, meh. Almost like dolts, but a bit smarter perhaps, yet also more annoying.
I do enjoy twits. Not as much as a good idiot, but I like hanging out with a twit now and then. If there was a test, like those peronsality tests that say if you're a Dominant, Steady, Influential, Consciencous - but for Real Personality Types, I think I'd be an Idiot-Asshole.
Jackasses are always good for a laugh, but they tend to go too far as well - like dicks - only more physical.
I really am offput by doofuses. Goofs I feel bad for, they really can't help it. Same with goons, but goons are very often dicks because they are compensating for being insecure.