OMGSo, we need to go post our own "Interference baby" thread now.
*whacks Kaf on butt for letting the sooper seekrit wedding surprise out early
I am so-oo sorry, I truly regret it.
So what shall we name the baby?
I know! I'll post a poll.
Banana! Zeus! Bono Vox Edge Clayton Mullen Magnificent?!
Apple!
Can you come back to me
I like it. You should try to find a way to work NLOTH in there. Banana Zeus NLOTH Magnificock. I'm a freakin' geenus. Sorry, genus. I'm smart 
No dirty texts? I'm disappointed.
Banana Zeus Magnificock
There's a plague going around or something, because I've had several cancellations and my butt is going numb from all the sitting around
Might need to make a Timmies run soon
There's a plague going around or something, because I've had several cancellations and my butt is going numb from all the sitting around
Might need to make a Timmies run soon
Well, he's an old fashioned type of guy. Just this morning, I asked him for some money and he wouldn't give me any until I asked for it in proper grammar.
So I can only imagine how the dirty talk is going to go over...
But I'll be quiet so as not to disturb little Banana Zeusy
I'd probably surprise you with my dirty talk. it's such an accurate name.
I'd use bad grammar in bed just to tick him offWell, he's an old fashioned type of guy. Just this morning, I asked him for some money and he wouldn't give me any until I asked for it in proper grammar.
So I can only imagine how the dirty talk is going to go over...
But I'll be quiet so as not to disturb little Banana Zeusy
Mmm, timmie's run
I've decided that the no coffee thing was more a saving money thing than anything for me, I've been running now for 6 months and drank coffee nearly everyday for about 3 of those months and was fine.
Plague? Hmm, I can take the place of one of those clients.
Perhaps.
I'd use bad grammar in bed just to tick him off
Or shout out something in the heat of the moment, like "Mmmm, yeah, GO LEAFS!"
Ok, I'm gonna go get my tea. When I'm backweyou can get nekkid and under the sheets so we can started.
and 
We should have a contest you know, when we meet and all.
Wait, you can speak French though - you automatically win.
I'm tri-lingual, don't forget.
You like cats, right? I forget. Cause um, that one in my sig comes with me & little Banana.
This may be the deal breaker. I like cats, but I'm allergic to them.
Oh noz!!!!
Hmm, we could have a commuter marriage.
Reggie speakI have nothing more to add to these except
So in other words, I'm using Reggie speak.
That whore. He's too busy for us lately 
I'm tri-lingual, don't forget.
*takes a bow*
You guys are awesome.
Work all of a sudden got crazy busy today.
Work 
Can't people pay us for sitting around and looking pretty?
Sharon is awesome
The fact that you're willing to work around this is all I need to know about how committed you are to our pseudo-relationship.
Making sure this stays on the first page. He must have been a bitch to have given birth to, if that's a newborn. 
: ouch:
Cute kid!
That "who got lucky" thread is really annoying to me tonight.
Or liars 
This may be the deal breaker. I like cats, but I'm allergic to them.
He is cute isn't he?
However, it looks like I may have to ask for a paternity test. There's something about Banana Zeus that just doesn't seem right.
