Shuttlecock XXX: Now With More Labor Inducing Sex Talk

[LemonMelon]

Can I call John Mayer a whore?

BTW, before his taste in vaginas was deemed newsworthy, I guarantee you he was on the bill for tonight.

 

[corianderstem]

Hmmm, I am torn with my reaction to that. Part of me says "By all means, please call him every name in the book."

And then part of me says ...........

Yeah, I got nothing. I hate John Mayer. I tore the cover off my Rolling STone before taking it out in public with me to dinner tonight. I didn't want his stoned skeezy gaze ruining my appetite.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

I even shock myself that I like John Mayer. His twitter is funny sometimes.

George Clooney looks fine as hell, btw.

 

[LemonMelon]

It's a shame that dropping music for "weed-and-video game sessions" isn't enough to get you dropped from Rolling Stone as well.

Which begs the question...when will GAF stagger onto the cover?

 

[corianderstem]

The only thing John Mayer's ever done that I liked was that bit on Chappelle's show, showing the difference betweeen what music white folks dance to, and what music black people dance to.

And he just stood there and played guitar. Which is probably why I liked it.

 

[martha]

George Clooney looks fine as hell, btw.

This isn't news.




And I thought people liked it when pretty girls didn't wear pants.

When is she on? I'll have to tell my pervy husband about that.

 

[LemonMelon]

And I thought people liked it when pretty girls didn't wear pants.

You'll notice the furor made to approximately half a page.

 

[corianderstem]

I am not a fan of the pantsless movement, whether it be Lady GaGa and Rihanna wearing baffling outfits, or people mistaking leggings as pants.

It is not a good trend. Although I do like it when people don't give a fuck what people think and wear what they want anyway.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

High school girls do not know the difference between leggings/tights/pants.

I find myself addressing this problem on a daily basis.

RiRi's style has always been suspect in my book.

 

[corianderstem]

Dang. I knew that darned Lindsey Lohan was a bad influence.

 

[martha]

You'll notice the furor made to approximately half a page.

I can't be bothered to read that stuff.

The husband is asking when she's on. He prefers girls pantsless.

 

[corianderstem]

I think they were almost at the end of the show?

 

[martha]

How long is the show? I guess I should go turn my TV on, huh?

 

[corianderstem]

2 hours, starting at 8, on most of the major channels. And some of the minor ones. Like Oxygen!

 

[martha]

Thanks. I don't see it on out here yet, but I did get to hear Eminence Front on the Weather Channel.

I may not even make it to the start of the show. I'm beat and I had a beer with my dinner. That = zzzzzzzzz for me.

When are Bruce and U2 on?

 

[corianderstem]

Thanks. I don't see it on out here yet,

That's because it's not 8 o'clock yet, dear.

Rihanna is on toward the end. As is U2, since Bono and Edge are performing with Rihanna and Jay-Z.

 

[martha]

I heart you. I need to sleep.

 

[corianderstem]

I'm glad you didn't explode in horror upon hearing that the U2 parts were playing with Rihanna and the Jigga Hova Mr. Beyonce.

 

[martha]

I have wider musical tastes than many U2 fans.

 

[corianderstem]

Me too! Let's be friends.

 

[martha]

'K!!

 

[corianderstem]

All right, I'm leaving the laptop to go and watch the shindig.

My soapboxy-ranty ass bids you all a fond good evening.

 

[martha]

Miss Read and I will go to bed.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Timberlake and Madonna, ftw.

 

[corianderstem]

Holy shit, I cannot STAND Shakira's voice.

Also, I like Alicia Keys, but her shouting to try to hit those high notes made my throat hurt. That wasn't good.

I thought Bruce's background singers were too much.

 

[joyfulgirl]

Holy shit, I cannot STAND Shakira's voice.

If my friend had gone with me to Vegas as planned, he could have done the most hilarious imitation. Makes me fall on the floor laughing every time. He calls her goat girl.

 

[corianderstem]

YES! That really sounds about right.

I compared her singing to that 80s' Bono "Kermit" thing he used to do, where his voice would go all back in his throat. UGH.

So far, John Legend is the only one I've liked. He's lovely. Good song, too.

 

[joyfulgirl]

So far, John Legend is the only one I've liked. He's lovely. Good song, too.

Yeah, he was really good. I missed the first half the first time it aired in my time zone so I'm watching along with you the part I missed. I turned it on earlier right when Madonna started. I of course didn't know anything about the show, just happened to turn it on.

 

[corianderstem]

Will there ever be a day when Sting becomes unattractive?

I even liked him with the beard he'd been sporting prior to tonight.

 

[Lila64]

I even shock myself that I like John Mayer. His twitter is funny sometimes.

George Clooney looks fine as hell, btw.

And Sting does look much better since he got rid of the forest growing on his chin.