Shuttlecock! Part XII - I prefer Native Cock

[impy13]

You are killing this one, Laz. Finish it. I'm working on a gem right now. Something we haven't explored yet.

 

[phillyfan26]

When asked about recording with Shuttlecock, Will.i.am was quoted as saying, "The vibe was so dope."

I wish I was kidding.

 

[lazarus]

Through the whore we reach the score
You give it all, she wants three more

--

Her hands are tied
Her body bruised, she got paid for
Watersports and
Some S&M to boot

 

[phillyfan26]

What are you guys going to do with Elvis Presley and America? How do you create alternate lyrics to mumbly Bongolese?

We re-named it David Freeman and America, after one of badminton's all-time greatest players.

 

[Irvine511]

When asked about recording with Shuttlecock, Will.i.am was quoted as saying, "The vibe was so dope."

I wish I was kidding.

i responded too.

i remember a time when i was a nice person.

 

[No spoken words]

PFan smiles, GAF cries.

 

[lazarus]

Well, most of this has been ruined already, but here you go:

WITH OR WITHOUT COCK

See the rash between your thighs
Feel the fist twist 'round inside
You pay for her

Cash in hand at lowered rates
In a cheap hotel she makes her wage
And she's waiting for it

With or without cock
With or without cock

Through the whore we reach the score
You give it all, she wants three more
And you're paying for it

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

Her hands are tied
Her body bruised, she got paid for
Watersports and
Some S&M to boot

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock
With or without cock

 

[corianderstem]

i responded too.

i remember a time when i was a nice person.

Me too. I've been very catty in here this week.

I guess irritating fans bring it out in me.

 

[impy13]

PFan smiles, GAF cries.

I smile as well. Streak for the Cash FTW.

Laz, wonderful as always. I'm having difficulty with my current project, but I want to make sure it's extra special.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Me too. I've been very catty in here this week.

I guess irritating fans bring it out in me.

Same.

I wonder if I was this catty say, 8 years ago. June, 8 years ago to be exact.

Fuck.

I'm going to go hit myself over the head with a hammer so I'll be knocked out by the time the cock take the stage tonight. There's not even an interview to redeem the song, is there?

 

[phillyfan26]

PFan smiles, GAF cries.

Victory is Penn State's. It is a good day.

 

[corianderstem]

Hearing I'll Go Crazy again tonight, I'm back to being a little "meh" on it. Damn you, live performance! You tricked me into thinking you were good!

But man, am I loving Magnificent.

 

[phillyfan26]

Well, most of this has been ruined already, but here you go:

WITH OR WITHOUT COCK

See the rash between your thighs
Feel the fist twist 'round inside
You pay for her

Cash in hand at lowered rates
In a cheap hotel she makes her wage
And she's waiting for it

With or without cock
With or without cock

Through the whore we reach the score
You give it all, she wants three more
And you're paying for it

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

Her hands are tied
Her body bruised, she got paid for
Watersports and
Some S&M to boot

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock
With or without cock

Yeah, she'll sell herself to the summer night
She'll sell herself to the winter night
One whore
One rate
One night
With or without cock

 

[No spoken words]

Well, most of this has been ruined already, but here you go:

WITH OR WITHOUT COCK

See the rash between your thighs
Feel the fist twist 'round inside
You pay for her

Cash in hand at lowered rates
In a cheap hotel she makes her wage
And she's waiting for it

With or without cock
With or without cock

Through the whore we reach the score
You give it all, she wants three more
And you're paying for it

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

Her hands are tied
Her body bruised, she got paid for
Watersports and
Some S&M to boot

And she sells herself away
And she sells herself away
And she sells
And she sells
And she sells herself away

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock

WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE

With or without cock
With or without cock
She can't live
With or without cock
With or without cock

Yeah, she'll fuck in cars in the summer night, she'll fuck in cars in the winter night...one tart, one poke, one whore.....

 

[phillyfan26]

Same.

I wonder if I was this catty say, 8 years ago. June, 8 years ago to be exact.

Fuck.

I'm going to go hit myself over the head with a hammer so I'll be knocked out by the time the cock take the stage tonight. There's not even an interview to redeem the song, is there?

Actually, this is the one night where there is an interview.

 

[No spoken words]

Wow, Piss.

 

[phillyfan26]

Yeah, she'll fuck in cars in the summer night, she'll fuck in cars in the winter night...one tart, one poke, one whore.....

Oh my G-d.

 

[corianderstem]

WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE
WHOOOOORRRE

 

[lazarus]

PFan and NSW. Scary.

Also, am I the only one who HATES the added WOWC lyrics? Is there a more generic couplet in the entirety of Boner's output? I don't see what it adds to the song.

Conversely, the extra One Birdie lyrics with "hear me scratching" are fucking awesome, and make it so much better live.

 

[No spoken words]

PFan and NSW. Scary.

Also, am I the only one who HATES the added WOWC lyrics? Is there a more generic couplet in the entirety of Boner's output? I don't see what it adds to the song.

Conversely, the extra One Birdie lyrics with "hear me scratching" are fucking awesome, and make it so much better live.

I agree that the extra One lyrics are awesome, but I do not dislike the added WOWY lyrics. Therefore, you must choose my contribution or Piss'.

 

[phillyfan26]

PFan and NSW. Scary.

Also, am I the only one who HATES the added WOWC lyrics? Is there a more generic couplet in the entirety of Boner's output? I don't see what it adds to the song.

Conversely, the extra One Birdie lyrics with "hear me scratching" are fucking awesome, and make it so much better live.

I just really like the way he sings it and the little part Edge plays behind it. I always enjoy it.

One Birdie's extra verse should have been on the album.

 

[corianderstem]

I love the cello and piano bits in Breathe.

 

[impy13]

New thread title ideas?

 

[phillyfan26]

We need a new thread.

 

[corianderstem]

Cockatoo.

 

[lazarus]

Oh fuck. That came up fast.

 

[phillyfan26]

New thread title ideas?

Shuttlecock Part XIII - The vibe here is so dope.
Shuttlecock Part XIII - Go fuck yourself, NSW.
Shuttlecock Part XIII - Midnight is when the work begins.

 

[corianderstem]

Midnight is when the work begins.

 

[No spoken words]

Shuttlecock Part XIII - Midnight is when the work begins.

No need to insult me within a thread title, enough people think I'm a dick on the site.

 

[lazarus]

I'd nominate "Shuttlecock! Part XIII - And the Badminton Network is run by the Jews", but then Muldfeld might show up.