Shuttlecock! Part XII - I prefer Native Cock
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lazarus
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COCK ON EARTH
Badminton on Earth
We need it now
I'm sick of all of this
Banging around
Sick of tennis
Sick of b-ball
Sick of hearing from one and all
That there's gonna be
Cock on Earth
Where I grew up
There weren't many Jews
Where there was we'd carve them up
And feed them to our enemies
They say that what you cock
Will surely overtake you
And you become Chris Carter
So Chris Carter will not break you
And it's already gone too far
Who said that if you swing it hard
You won't hit turf?
Jesus could you take the time
To throw a serving man a line
Cock on Earth
Tell the ones who fear no shot
Whose partner's giving what he got
Cock on Earth
No ins or outs
No-one puts out like Lance's Mom puts out
For cock on Earth
She never got to say good hustle
To see the color in his shuttle
Now it's in the dirt
That's cock on Earth
They're calling games now over the radio
Sold out matches--the rest of us didn't get to go
Pfan and Elfa, Cori, Laz and Scumbo
Their lives are spicier than any pot of gumbo
Jesus can you take the time
To throw a serving man a line
Cock on Earth
To tell the ones who fear no shot
Whose partner's giving what he got
Cock on Earth
Jesus this racquet you broke
The crowd is hoping that we choke
Cock on Earth
Hear it every tournament
Low seed and then non-advancement
So what's it worth?
This cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
Badminton on Earth
We need it now
I'm sick of all of this
Banging around
Sick of tennis
Sick of b-ball
Sick of hearing from one and all
That there's gonna be
Cock on Earth
Where I grew up
There weren't many Jews
Where there was we'd carve them up
And feed them to our enemies
They say that what you cock
Will surely overtake you
And you become Chris Carter
So Chris Carter will not break you
And it's already gone too far
Who said that if you swing it hard
You won't hit turf?
Jesus could you take the time
To throw a serving man a line
Cock on Earth
Tell the ones who fear no shot
Whose partner's giving what he got
Cock on Earth
No ins or outs
No-one puts out like Lance's Mom puts out
For cock on Earth
She never got to say good hustle
To see the color in his shuttle
Now it's in the dirt
That's cock on Earth
They're calling games now over the radio
Sold out matches--the rest of us didn't get to go
Pfan and Elfa, Cori, Laz and Scumbo
Their lives are spicier than any pot of gumbo
Jesus can you take the time
To throw a serving man a line
Cock on Earth
To tell the ones who fear no shot
Whose partner's giving what he got
Cock on Earth
Jesus this racquet you broke
The crowd is hoping that we choke
Cock on Earth
Hear it every tournament
Low seed and then non-advancement
So what's it worth?
This cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
Cock on Earth
corianderstem
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One of the CEO's assistants came down to my desk this afternoon to ask me a question, and he was eyeing my picture of me and Bono.
He knows I'm a big fan, and I made some joking comments about it but at the same time was sending him brain waves telling him that should Bono come to town again and be interested in meeting some random fans at the company, the CEO should totally pick me because I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES. And, you know, maybe he should put in a good word for me.
But I just joked about how everyone was coming for me to make sure I knew they were on Letterman all week, like I didn't already know, ha ha ha ha.
I'm so smooth with my brain waves of fan weirdness.
He knows I'm a big fan, and I made some joking comments about it but at the same time was sending him brain waves telling him that should Bono come to town again and be interested in meeting some random fans at the company, the CEO should totally pick me because I'M ONE OF THE GOOD ONES. And, you know, maybe he should put in a good word for me.
But I just joked about how everyone was coming for me to make sure I knew they were on Letterman all week, like I didn't already know, ha ha ha ha.
I'm so smooth with my brain waves of fan weirdness.
No spoken words
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Replace Jesus with Namkcur and this thing is priceless.
Lancemc
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Shuttlecock writing just got taken to a whole new level of depravity.
LMP
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No spoken words
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Not everyone knows.
YLB, somewhere in EYKIW there's a post where you're name dropped.
OP
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Dalton
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I think we need to begin using more allusions from nature. It makes me feel happy.
LMP
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Not everyone knows.
YLB, somewhere in EYKIW there's a post where you're name dropped.
Was it with the Rastafarians?
No spoken words
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It's about sleepers.
corianderstem
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They're calling games now over the radio
Sold out games--the rest of us didn't get to go
Pfan and Elfa, Cori, Laz and Scumbo
Their lives are spicier than any pot of gumbo
My life is not very spicy, but I appreciate the immortality you have given me through song.
Sold out games--the rest of us didn't get to go
Pfan and Elfa, Cori, Laz and Scumbo
Their lives are spicier than any pot of gumbo
My life is not very spicy, but I appreciate the immortality you have given me through song.
LMP
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OP
OP
Dalton
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I don't know much about Nakumakerea ;alkjd except that he's a douchebag.
LMP
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He's an master of basketball, karate, and friendship.
Lancemc
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There's a lot of that going around.
No spoken words
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OP
OP
Dalton
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Someone tell me about Necromancer - The Racist?
LMP
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You mudda-fuck!
Lancemc
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LarryMullen's POPAngel
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It figures I'm sitting here wide awake after conking out before 11:30 the past two nights, and it's the night the 'cock is doing fucking Beautiful Day.
lazarus
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Fixed.
No spoken words
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It figures I'm sitting here wide awake after conking out before 11:30 the past two nights, and it's the night the 'cock is doing fucking Beautiful Day.
You're wide awake? You're not sleeping?
corianderstem
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Bah, my CD burner is crapping out on me again. This makes me grumpy.
Irvine511
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LarryMullen's POPAngel
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I knew that was coming.
Ok, and guys that Bono's stupidest stage antics thread made me want to throw up - Yahweh, anyone?
lazarus
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lazarus
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Cash in hand at lowered rates
In a cheap hotel she makes her wage
In a cheap hotel she makes her wage
corianderstem
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What are you guys going to do with Elvis Presley and America? How do you create alternate lyrics to mumbly Bongolese?
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