Well done y'all! Thanks for all your help. I've put together the responses here. Now everybody get crunk!!!!!!
Palin
Take a shot whenever Palin says:
- Wasilla
- Freedom
- Mayor
- PTA
- Executive
- You betcha
- Russia
- National Guard
- Experience
- Mom (three shots if "Hockey" in included)
- Oil
- Special interests
- Energy (as in oil, etc., or what she'd "bring" to the WH)
- I can play the flute.
- You know
- Specifically
- You betcha
- Joe Six Pack
- Joe can't see any other country from Delaware
- I'll try to find you some Gwen and I'll bring them to you
- community organizer (extra one for snide tone)
- Washington outsider
- Strong, safe America
- "eyerack"
- Putin
- Guns
- Moose
- Small Town Values
Take a shot every time Palin's responses start with one topic and end with another.
Take a shot any time Palin looks uncomfortable discussing minorities.
Take a shot every time Palin uses words the moderator or Biden used just before.
Take a shot whenever Palin looks like a deer in the headlights, (*Or moose) or when she answers "in what respect do you mean" to a question.
(For non-drinkers) Take a shot every time Palin says something you have not heard her say before that is relevant to the conversation.
Biden
Take a shot every time Biden evokes an "OK...I think you were done about 20 seconds ago...stop. STOP."
Take a shot every time he says "literally".
Take a shot when Biden laughs condescendingly.
Take a shot anytime Biden says something asinine and then two when he tries to explain his way out of it but saying something worse.
Take a shot every time Biden calls her Tina.
Take a shot every time Biden looks like he's flirting with her.
Finish the bottle if Biden bends his knees slightly, points to his crotch and references "Deez Nuts."
General
Take a shot when either of 'em says "change."
Take a shot every time something one of them says makes you think America is fucked.
Take a shot if one or both display bracelets.
Chug a beer everytime the topic changes.
Enjoy!