Musicians you would like to take a swing at...

[Dalton]

I would really like to beat up Sufjan Stevens. Preferably in a state other than Michigan or Illinois. How cool would it be if Sufjan wrote a song about me kicking the crap out of him?

Damn cool.

 

[SeattleVertigo]

"Dalton In Prison" -- good song title! <wink>

I don't have a violent streak. I wouldn't like to take a swing at anybody.

 

[Dalton]

Where have all the men gone?

 

[Bono's shades]

I'd say Ted Nugent, but he'd probably shoot me immediately. Then again, I suspect he's not really as tough as he pretends to be, so maybe he'd just run away crying.

 

[SeattleVertigo]

We're all in sensitivity training.

 

[Bono's shades]

Heh. I'm a woman, but that didn't stop me from replying.

 

[Dalton]

Heh. I'm a woman, but that didn't stop me from replying.

Well then. You're man enough in my book. /compliment

 

[mikal]

Scott Stapp
Michael Jackson
R Kelly

 

[Dalton]

Michael Jackson

Please explain.

 

[corianderstem]

He calls his kid "Blanket." Isn't that reason enough?

 

[mikal]

Please explain.

where do i start?

 

[Canadiens1131]

James Blunt.

 

[xaviMF22]

James Blunt.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Geez, where do I start?

Any band where the members feel the need to tattoo their NECKS (trying to show how hard you are, boys? )
Anyone who's appeared on Australian Idol (OK, "musician" might be drawing a long arrow there.... )
Emos (I'll give you something to cry about )
And, why not, James Blunt

Yeah, that's a few to be getting on with...

(and I'm female too... )

 

[corianderstem]

I'd like to give Fred Durst a good, hard kick in the shins.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

R Kelly

Yes (and agreed on Scott as well). I'd also like to add Bobby Brown to the list-that guy annoys the bejesus out of me.

That's all that's coming to mind for me right now...hm.

Angela

 

[mikal]

oh and henry rollins of course.

 

[Dalton]

I'd stay away from Rollins. I'm pretty sure he has anger issues ... and a gym membership.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

I'd like to give Fred Durst a good, hard kick in the shins.

Shins????

 

[LemonMelon]

That dude from My Chemical Romance.

"STOP BEING SUCH A PRETENTIOUS TOOL! YOUR BAND ISN'T THAT GOOD!"

 

[waynetravis]

Chris Martin

 

[indra]

(I'll give you something to cry about )

I have always loved that line!

 

[intedomine]

Missy Higgins

 

[Lancemc]

Bono

 

[LMP]

This ugly motherfucker:

 

[randhail]

Adam Levine without a doubt. He's taken douchness to a new level.

 

[Dalton]

This ugly motherfucker:

He's pwnd my radio.

 

[Lancemc]

But seriously:

 

[The Sad Punk]

John Butler.

 

[nightninja56]

don't hate me

Dave Matthews
Neil Young