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cobl04
45:33
that was good fun to flick through.
at least jizz in my pants was intentionally like that.
can't hardly wait for the b&c crew to discover this band.
at least jizz in my pants was intentionally like that.
can't hardly wait for the b&c crew to discover this band.
cobl04
45:33
put a review on epinions for it travis. i just put one on for iggy pop's lust for life.
just for a point of reference, here are two different takes on the same subject, sexual desire. one is from the 17th century metaphysical poet john donne and the other is "yellow bus".
Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy,
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe oft-times, having the foe in sight,
Is tired with standing, though they never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven's zone glistering
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breast-plate, which you wear
That th'eyes of busy fools may be stopped there:
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime
Tells me from you that now 'tis your bed time.
Off with that happy busk, whom I envy
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown's going off such beauteous state reveals
As when from flowery meads th'hills shadow steals.
Off with your wiry coronet and show
The hairy diadem which on you doth grow.
Off with those shoes: and then safely tread
In this love's hallowed temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes heaven's angels used to be
Received by men; thou Angel bring'st with thee
A heaven like Mahomet's Paradise; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know
By this these Angels from an evil sprite:
They set out hairs, but these the flesh upright.
License my roving hands, and let them go
Behind before, above, between, below.
Oh my America, my new found land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,
My mine of precious stones, my Empery,
How blessed am I in this discovering thee.
To enter in these bonds is to be free,
Then where my hand is set my seal shall be.
Full nakedness, all joys are due to thee.
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are as Atlanta's balls, cast in men's views,
That when a fool's eye lighteth on a gem
His earthly soul may covet theirs not them.
Like pictures, or like books' gay coverings made
For laymen, are all women thus arrayed;
Themselves are mystic books, which only we
Whom their imputed grace will dignify
Must see revealed. Then since I may know,
As liberally as to a midwife show
Thyself; cast all, yea this white linen hence.
Here is no penance, much less innocence.
To teach thee, I am naked first: why then
What need'st thou have more covering than a man.
~
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
like (breathing sound,)
now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I fucked; Maddona, Casandra, Kintana, Kiana, your mama, Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachel, and Candy, Jessica, Sarah, Jaquilin, Kelly, Kristina, Jasmine, Crystal, Maria, Madisson (aww wait hold up)
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OOHH YEAH!) I got you wasted make you wanna scream out (OHH YEAH!)
Let's get it poppin', panties droppin' to the (FLOOR YEAH!)
This bitch is crazy, makes me wanna smack a (HOE YEAH!)
But I'm not like that, I'm a gentleman (NOT)
You fuckin' bitch, come suck my dick
I hate these fuckin' whores
(this is a war)
Between two gangsters
If you don't like me you can fight me with my white T on
cause I'm against your cause
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OH YEAH!) I got these bitches on my jock dog
(OH YEAH!) You got the buns, I got the hotdog
(OH YEAH!) Girl, we can snuggle in the back of the bus
Now here's a list of other bitches that I happen to fuck;
Alisha, Theresa, Alyssa, Marissa, your teacher, your grandma, your auntie, your girlfriend, and probably your sister.
Nichole, Victoria, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus, I probably fucked every girl in this room tonight (BE QUIET)
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We like to fuck, baby
(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We gonna get crunk, baby (NOT!)
just for a point of reference, here are two different takes on the same subject, sexual desire. one is from the 17th century metaphysical poet john donne and the other is "yellow bus".
Come, Madam, come, all rest my powers defy,
Until I labour, I in labour lie.
The foe oft-times, having the foe in sight,
Is tired with standing, though they never fight.
Off with that girdle, like heaven's zone glistering
But a far fairer world encompassing.
Unpin that spangled breast-plate, which you wear
That th'eyes of busy fools may be stopped there:
Unlace yourself, for that harmonious chime
Tells me from you that now 'tis your bed time.
Off with that happy busk, whom I envy
That still can be, and still can stand so nigh.
Your gown's going off such beauteous state reveals
As when from flowery meads th'hills shadow steals.
Off with your wiry coronet and show
The hairy diadem which on you doth grow.
Off with those shoes: and then safely tread
In this love's hallowed temple, this soft bed.
In such white robes heaven's angels used to be
Received by men; thou Angel bring'st with thee
A heaven like Mahomet's Paradise; and though
Ill spirits walk in white, we easily know
By this these Angels from an evil sprite:
They set out hairs, but these the flesh upright.
License my roving hands, and let them go
Behind before, above, between, below.
Oh my America, my new found land,
My kingdom, safeliest when with one man manned,
My mine of precious stones, my Empery,
How blessed am I in this discovering thee.
To enter in these bonds is to be free,
Then where my hand is set my seal shall be.
Full nakedness, all joys are due to thee.
As souls unbodied, bodies unclothed must be
To taste whole joys. Gems which you women use
Are as Atlanta's balls, cast in men's views,
That when a fool's eye lighteth on a gem
His earthly soul may covet theirs not them.
Like pictures, or like books' gay coverings made
For laymen, are all women thus arrayed;
Themselves are mystic books, which only we
Whom their imputed grace will dignify
Must see revealed. Then since I may know,
As liberally as to a midwife show
Thyself; cast all, yea this white linen hence.
Here is no penance, much less innocence.
To teach thee, I am naked first: why then
What need'st thou have more covering than a man.
~
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
Come on girl let me see you shake, now drop that ass like you need a break
like (breathing sound,)
now take a breath, I wanna make your pussy wet (like OOOHH)
You're just a groupie
Bitch, I don't need a roofie to get up in that butt
Here's a list of bitches I fucked; Maddona, Casandra, Kintana, Kiana, your mama, Brandy, and Sandy, Mandy, Melissa, Rachel, and Candy, Jessica, Sarah, Jaquilin, Kelly, Kristina, Jasmine, Crystal, Maria, Madisson (aww wait hold up)
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OOHH YEAH!) I got you wasted make you wanna scream out (OHH YEAH!)
Let's get it poppin', panties droppin' to the (FLOOR YEAH!)
This bitch is crazy, makes me wanna smack a (HOE YEAH!)
But I'm not like that, I'm a gentleman (NOT)
You fuckin' bitch, come suck my dick
I hate these fuckin' whores
(this is a war)
Between two gangsters
If you don't like me you can fight me with my white T on
cause I'm against your cause
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OH YEAH!) I got these bitches on my jock dog
(OH YEAH!) You got the buns, I got the hotdog
(OH YEAH!) Girl, we can snuggle in the back of the bus
Now here's a list of other bitches that I happen to fuck;
Alisha, Theresa, Alyssa, Marissa, your teacher, your grandma, your auntie, your girlfriend, and probably your sister.
Nichole, Victoria, Lindsay Lohan, and Miley Cyrus, I probably fucked every girl in this room tonight (BE QUIET)
Eenie meenie minnie moe, so much bitches at our shows, different state a different hoe, which of them should I take home?
Sex tonight, let's sex tonight (x4)
(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We like to fuck, baby
(OH YEAH!) Jump on my bus, baby
(OH YEAH!) We gonna get crunk, baby (NOT!)
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
what on earth is that all about Danny?
and hi.
and hi.
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
hmm poetry. If it doesn't start with "there once was a man from Nantucket" then I'm just not interested.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
My RYM review is up. For the uninitiated:
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
"Schizo" = reason I'll never insult Opeth's deathgrowls, ever.
BTW, I gave Blackwater Park that relisten on Saturday and it was awesome.
BTW, I gave Blackwater Park that relisten on Saturday and it was awesome.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Hahahahaha "Scene Girlz" is the worst title yet. This can only be gold. Or at least gold-plated, which I'm certain BrokenCYDE would prefer.
Thanks to Brokencyde, suddenly both Bono and death growlers seem coherent and capable enunciators.
Most excellent.
Also, just realised I didn't have you added on RYM. This error has been rectified.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Sting's status is yet to be determined, but at least he has company.
Reciprocated.
Soulja Boy recorded a song called Booty Meat, but damn, he may have been surpassed; EVERYTHING here is absolutely terrible. They would be an embarrassment to the human race without emoscreams, but they just had to take it that one step further.
The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
If anyone would like to take the Warhammer quiz I made on Facebook yesterday to prank a nerdy friend, just ask.
You really don't need to know anything about Warhammer to do it. I certainly didn't.
You really don't need to know anything about Warhammer to do it. I certainly didn't.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
That being said, THIS might be worse than anything on I'm A Talentless Douche, But Imbecilic Children Like Me:
YouTube - Soulja Boy Freestyle @ Collipark Studios
YouTube - Soulja Boy Freestyle @ Collipark Studios
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
oooh, I love's me a quiz. 
Was there really any need to add the screamo elements? Really? It's like these losers had a friend who's even more of a loser who wanted to be in their band, and to keep him occupied, they let him puke his guts out over each song. Thing is, they don't have the good sense to then mix him out of the final copy. But who's shocked that guys talking about fucking your grandma and Miley Cyrus don't have good sense!
I'd quote some godawful lyric in all caps, but ... I'm having a mental overload from the amount of choices. Not entirely sure how I sat through all of that.
I want Soulja Boy to guest on the next BrokeNCYDE album.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Fucking real as fuck
I'm poppin' caps in asses
Don't care about none of that shit
I'm real as fuck fuckin' yeah
I'm fuckin' Superman
Don't be hatin' me
I hate ya'll
Suck my dick and buy my album
Shootin' shit in the streets
I know all about it
I talk my shit through gold teeth
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
grrrrrr. Mr Cin is hassling me to get my stuff out of the house. Too many bad memories, that sorta thing. I understand but geez, I'm letting him stay at my Dad's house! Sure he pays rent but it's cheap. He could just chuck my stuff in the spare room, it's only books and nick nacks.
Half tempted to be a bitch and get his arse kicked to the curb. . .
Half tempted to be a bitch and get his arse kicked to the curb. . .
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
well he offered to move when I left but I dunno. I still feel a little bad kicking him out, and feel bad for the cats too.
But if he's gonna be an ass then I'll be a bitch. Prolly should go sort this out....but I feel a little teary and don't wanna cry in front of my pals.
Clint suggested kicking him out and him and i moving in there
nooooooooo
liamcool
Blue Crack Addict
*huggle*
Cin
Blue Crack Addict
sorry to talk about myself all the time folks. . . .
Alrighty, swallow these tears and just do it.
Alrighty, swallow these tears and just do it.
liamcool
Blue Crack Addict
Nah, it's fine...if it helps, y'know?
Seconded, entirely.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
Cin, just let all of your problems wash away for three minutes and always remember to...YouTube - Andrew W.K. - Party Hard
PARTY FUCKIN' HARD
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
5 AM is coming up fast and I have school in the afternoon, so good night, everyone. Thanks for, uh...enriching my evening. 
SKEET SKEET GET DRUNK SKEET SKEET
Thanks for, uh...enriching my evening. SKEET SKEET GET DRUNK SKEET SKEET
major_panic
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Well, looks like JB Hi-Fi have the UF remaster super fancy hyper mega deluxe special edition for $60 (haven't checked how much shipping is going to be yet), and incidentally the worst website design in history. 
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