St Mary’s Butts, Reading, England Superthread

[bono_212]

I beliieevveeUHHHH HUH HUH HUH it's mmmmnnnhh Christmas Eeeeevvveeeeuhuh I believe mmm yeah baby

Patti Scialfa's Christmas album.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh my fucking God stop singing

The Corgi can sing but that's it

 

[LemonMelon]

Swear to God this woman is eating chocolate pretzels with milk and a spoon

 

[bono_212]

Oh my fucking God stop singing

The Corgi can sing but that's it

It's polar peeeeeeeete!

 

[LemonMelon]

My four year old daughter absolutely wants a Corgi named Rocky, have these people never seen PAW Patrol?

 

[LemonMelon]

This dog looks so fucking stupid I love him

 

[bono_212]

This dog looks so fucking stupid I love him

I'll remember this when I try to convince you to get a corgi in a few years.

 

[LemonMelon]

I have a girlfriend now

We exchanged emails even though we're 8 and it's 2019

 

[LemonMelon]

"They were so excited to build that snowman"

The snowman:

 

[LemonMelon]

Blah blah blah zzz don't care about your problems go back to the Corgi puppy

 

[bono_212]

The dad takes the kids to the park
Then says that the other moms can watch the kids.
Goes on a walk with Lauren...
Gets COFFEE with Lauren.
Did he abandon the kids?
What if another mom wants to go home?

 

[bono_212]

I get that Ben is meant to be a big fan of Christmas and this other woman is meant to be an ice queen, but Ben's smarmy correction of happy Christmas to merry Christmas makes me hate him.

 

[LemonMelon]

She abandoned her boy and locked herself in her bedroom with the dog

 

[bono_212]

She abandoned her boy and locked herself in her bedroom with the dog

I'll be back for quality time with you later.

 

[LemonMelon]

Polar Pete is not long for this world.

 

[bono_212]

Polar Pete is not long for this world.

Foreshadowing with the new bear they're wrapping.

 

[LemonMelon]

Holy fuck, they held on a external shot of the house for like 10 seconds

 

[LemonMelon]

Right for the balls.

 

[LemonMelon]

Aaaaand Polar Pete is dead.

 

[LemonMelon]

They arrested the son of a bitch.

 

[bono_212]

Your dead husband would want you to love me.

 

[LemonMelon]

Wait, is that corgi at the shelter the puppy's mom? Is this a tragic tale of a puppy orphaned by the system?

 

[bono_212]

You're my Christmas, my present, my tree.

 

[LemonMelon]

You're my Christmas, my present, my tree.

Better than tinsel and decorations and stuff in the yard

 

[bono_212]

Kiss her, stupid.

 

[LemonMelon]

If you think your mom baking is an interesting development, wait until you see the orphaned corgi running around.

 

[LemonMelon]

"If I don't work on Christmas, there's a chance I won't get my promotion."

"If you work on Christmas, there's a chance you'll miss the lighting ceremony!"

 

[LemonMelon]

"Doris, do you always work on Christmas Eve?"

"If you ask my second husband, Larry, yes. But he's dead. And never made it past middle management."

 

[bono_212]

So many things went wrong in the last few minutes, I don't even know what to say.

 

[bono_212]

The music is clearly being made up on the spot. It's incredible.