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HOW TO GO TO SLEEP by Khanada
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a
flashy mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a
red mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot
ipecac syrup and stretch out on a
yellow bed in a
dry position. Then, breathe
quickly and think about something beautiful, such as
cold pencils. Do not think about your
black enemies or entertain any other
long thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as
eyelashes, which will make your
telephone more relaxed, or count imaginary
facsimile machines jumping over a
photograph. Follow these
gold rules and you will fall into a
shiny sleep the minute your
foot hits the pillow.
HOW TO GO TO SLEEP by Basstrap
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a
phat mind. You must learn to relax so you will have an
immense mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot
pure alcohol and stretch out on a
cheesy bed in a
lumpy position. Then, breathe
barely and think about something beautiful, such as
crusty dwarves. Do not think about your
crusty enemies or entertain any other
crusty thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as
swamps, which will make your
couch more relaxed, or count imaginary
cacti jumping over an
emulsifier. Follow these
crusty rules and you will fall into a
stale sleep the minute your
very center of the frontal lobe hits the pillow.
HOW TO GO TO SLEEP by daafish
If you have trouble falling asleep, you probably have a
fluffy mind. You must learn to relax so you will have a
ridged mind instead. First, drink a cup of hot
Kool-aid and stretch out on a
greasy bed in a
stale position. Then, breathe
quickly and think about something beautiful, such as
acidic joysticks. Do not think about your
blurry enemies or entertain any other
intense thoughts. Concentrate on something restful, such as
coffee pots, which will make your
treadmill more relaxed, or count imaginary
water heaters jumping over an
ash tray. Follow these
arid rules and you will fall into a
toxic sleep the minute your
ear lobe hits the pillow.