Kapiti Coast, New Zealand Superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

Didn't help much, did I?

 

[Axver]

Not exactly, no.

I've been watching Blackadder.

 

[Gluey]

My bed has fleas!!!!!!!




Hi Superthreaders

 

[Axver]

Sounds delightful, Kim.

Sleeping on the couch then?

 

[liamcool]

One of my primary schoolteachers got stabbed by her husband, another schoolteacher! Good stuff!

Husband remanded over alleged throat stabbing - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

 

[Gluey]

Sounds delightful, Kim.

Sleeping on the couch then?

No, the couch sucks arse in the sleep department. I'd rather be sucked alive by fleas than sleep on that thing

Remind me not to drink Coke before bed too

 

[Gluey]

One of my primary schoolteachers got stabbed by her husband, another schoolteacher! Good stuff!

Husband remanded over alleged throat stabbing - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Wow! Thats not good!

 

[Axver]

No, the couch sucks arse in the sleep department. I'd rather be sucked alive by fleas than sleep on that thing

Remind me not to drink Coke before bed too

I'd burn the bed.

See, it's only 10pm here and I'm falling asleep. This is far too bloody early, yet soft drinks have no effect on me.

 

[Gluey]

Axy Waxy!!!! Do I see that you've had a birthday??

For you....

There once was a lad who was an Albino
And Gluey, she thought he was a meano
She got to know his strange brain
And found it loaded with trains
And decided he really was neato!

Yeah that sucked, but the thought's there!! Maybe Bono's safe in the lyric department this year??

 

[Gluey]

I'd burn the bed.

See, it's only 10pm here and I'm falling asleep. This is far too bloody early, yet soft drinks have no effect on me.

Welcome to old age. I'll send you a 'Nana-rug' for your legs....

 

[Axver]

You don't want to usurp Bono in 2009, the year he has claimed as U2's own? How considerate. I'm sure you'll even let Edge have an extra slice of the moon.

 

[Axver]

Welcome to old age. I'll send you a 'Nana-rug' for your legs....

Har har. Might have something to do with staying up until after 4am last night, then relatives deciding it'd be a brilliant idea to phone in birthday wishes before midday.

 

[liamcool]

Wow! Thats not good!

No, it's not. She survived though.

 

[Gluey]

You don't want to usurp Bono in 2009, the year he has claimed as U2's own? How considerate. I'm sure you'll even let Edge have an extra slice of the moon.

Pfft, the moon's soooo last century. Edge, here in the future with me, is assisting with making Pluto the biggest, kickass PLANET, in the entire fucking solar system!

 

[Gluey]

Har har. Might have something to do with staying up until after 4am last night, then relatives deciding it'd be a brilliant idea to phone in birthday wishes before midday.

Inconsiderate bastards.

 

[Gluey]

No, it's not. She survived though.

I guess she now has the worst part of the 'healing' process ahead of her...the mental side of it dealing with the 'why's'....poor woman, and poor man - something made him get low enough to do something unthinkable like that...

 

[Axver]

Pfft, the moon's soooo last century. Edge, here in the future with me, is assisting with making Pluto the biggest, kickass PLANET, in the entire fucking solar system!

I thought Edge had a thing for Venus.

 

[Axver]

Haha, why did this topic make me think of the Bitch Principal.

 

[liamcool]

I guess she now has the worst part of the 'healing' process ahead of her...the mental side of it dealing with the 'why's'....poor woman, and poor man - something made him get low enough to do something unthinkable like that...

They seemed so happy, too.

 

[Gluey]

You don't want to usurp Bono in 2009, the year he has claimed as U2's own? How considerate.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bono's claimed this is his year
Will it be U2's own
With the seeds he has sown?
He's got on his boots
And looked for his roots
To help him get back on his track
The problem we're seeing
Is he doesn't know which being
He wants to sing the new songs in
He's come up with persona's
While knocking back Corona's
The problem you see
Is gluey's climbing his tree
And soon going to shake on his branch
She'll ringbark his limb
And give him no option to swim
Amongst the tide of the lyrics she writes.
Flea's may be in her bed
She could be out of her head
But by God this chick's knows when she's write right!



I think I need sleep....can't see it happening yet though!!

 

[Gluey]

I thought Edge had a thing for Venus.

Better than Uranus....

 

[Gluey]

Haha, why did this topic make me think of the Bitch Principal.

I have no idea!!!!

 

[Gluey]

They seemed so happy, too.

That's awful. How old were you when she was your teacher?

 

[liamcool]

That's awful. How old were you when she was your teacher?

9, 10?

 

[Gluey]

9, 10?

 

[Axver]

Better than Uranus....

I knew this joke was going to be mad. Knew.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bono's claimed this is his year
Will it be U2's own
With the seeds he has sown?
He's got on his boots
And looked for his roots
To help him get back on his track
The problem we're seeing
Is he doesn't know which being
He wants to sing the new songs in
He's come up with persona's
While knocking back Corona's
The problem you see
Is gluey's climbing his tree
And soon going to shake on his branch
She'll ringbark his limb
And give him no option to swim
Amongst the tide of the lyrics she writes.
Flea's may be in her bed
She could be out of her head
But by God this chick's knows when she's write right!



I think I need sleep....can't see it happening yet though!!

Ladies and gentlemen, the above is proof of insanity.

 

[Gluey]

I knew this joke was going to be mad. Knew.

No, you WANTED me to talk about Edge probing Uranus.

 

[Gluey]

Ladies and gentlemen, the above is proof of insanity.

Thankyou, thankyou, thankyouverymuch.....


You know you missed me

 

[Axver]

No, you WANTED me to talk about Edge probing Uranus.

No, I think that's your little PLEBAn fantasy.