DreamOutLoud13
Blue Crack Addict
Didn't help much, did I?
Sounds delightful, Kim.
Sleeping on the couch then?
One of my primary schoolteachers got stabbed by her husband, another schoolteacher! Good stuff!
Husband remanded over alleged throat stabbing - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
No, the couch sucks arse in the sleep department. I'd rather be sucked alive by fleas than sleep on that thing
Remind me not to drink Coke before bed too
I'd burn the bed.
See, it's only 10pm here and I'm falling asleep. This is far too bloody early, yet soft drinks have no effect on me.
Welcome to old age. I'll send you a 'Nana-rug' for your legs....
Wow! Thats not good!
You don't want to usurp Bono in 2009, the year he has claimed as U2's own? How considerate. I'm sure you'll even let Edge have an extra slice of the moon.
Har har. Might have something to do with staying up until after 4am last night, then relatives deciding it'd be a brilliant idea to phone in birthday wishes before midday.
No, it's not. She survived though.
Pfft, the moon's soooo last century. Edge, here in the future with me, is assisting with making Pluto the biggest, kickass PLANET, in the entire fucking solar system!
I guess she now has the worst part of the 'healing' process ahead of her...the mental side of it dealing with the 'why's'....poor woman, and poor man - something made him get low enough to do something unthinkable like that...
You don't want to usurp Bono in 2009, the year he has claimed as U2's own? How considerate.
Haha, why did this topic make me think of the Bitch Principal.
They seemed so happy, too.
That's awful. How old were you when she was your teacher?
9, 10?
Better than Uranus....
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Bono's claimed this is his year
Will it be U2's own
With the seeds he has sown?
He's got on his boots
And looked for his roots
To help him get back on his track
The problem we're seeing
Is he doesn't know which being
He wants to sing the new songs in
He's come up with persona's
While knocking back Corona's
The problem you see
Is gluey's climbing his tree
And soon going to shake on his branch
She'll ringbark his limb
And give him no option to swim
Amongst the tide of the lyrics she writes.
Flea's may be in her bed
She could be out of her head
But by God this chick's knows when she'swriteright!
I think I need sleep....can't see it happening yet though!!
I knew this joke was going to be mad. Knew.
Ladies and gentlemen, the above is proof of insanity.
No, you WANTED me to talk about Edge probing Uranus.