It's Official # sixteen-fourteen

[daisybean]

look sicy.....words

Anyway....I wish I had the courage to go on TV and be berated by this man

I am so completely tone deaf that if I had the balls I would go on there just to be insulted by him and laugh in his face and say "hahaha I knew I couldn't sing for shit, I just wanted to annoy you."

 

[Lilly]

to words!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

that show starts up again tonight, ehhh?

 

[Sicy]

words

 

[Laura M]

O. M. G. I have had to endure like 2 years of that obnoxious creep and now he has spread to America heehee

 

[meegannie]

I'm watching it tonight just to see the people.

 

[adamswildhoney]

I'm watching it tonight just to see the people.

and to watch Simon be so straight forward with people is hillarious!!!!

 

[Angel]

I Simon!!!!! YAY for American Idol installment II.

Hi to all those who will never be famous beyond the show, but cheers to good entertainment! lol

 

[Screaming Flower]

i've never watched american idol. or any other reality tv show. except osbournes and real world. so yes, i guess i've watched reality tv.

reality is not my friend.

 

[Laura M]

Do you all know Ant and Dec?

 

[Bonochick]

Simon is hot...

SIMON

 

[Basstrap]

i hate these shows

carry on, however

 

[Bonochick]

i hate these shows

carry on, however

Awwwwwwwwwww............did Simon tell you your voice was dreadful?????

 

[butt*sheriff]

I ain't lookin' for trouble...
I'm just looking for a troublemaker.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Nope Lara, never heard of Art and Dec......

Uh, hi there, "butt*sheriff".....

 

[butt*sheriff]

hi there lil' lady.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I was not an American Idol watcher and only watched the old Star Search show a few times. I am, however, totally hooked on CSI.

I this show.

 

[daisybean]

Uh, Hi Butt Sheriff...I feel so honored that you would make your debut in my thread

 

[Screaming Flower]

who the crap is butt sheriff?

*calls the queen

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Bonochick]

I Simon.

 

[Sicy]

who the crap is butt sheriff?

*calls the queen

Please call the queen.

 

[Screaming Flower]

ok.

 

[Queen of Blargh]

I ain't lookin' for trouble...
I'm just looking for a troublemaker.

I'm trouble and a troublemaker. And I'm the Sheriff of all butts on this forum.

You're day is over.

*throws butt*sheriff in a box, fills it with cement, lights it on fire and it throws it off a cliff.

 

[butt*sheriff]

I not lookin' for you partner.
I'm looking for a deathbear.
He requested my handcuffs.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

*barges in.

"Hi, I'm here for the bootie call?"

Ohhh... sorry, wrong thread."

*Goes to Singleton

 

[Queen of Blargh]

I not lookin' for you partner.
I'm looking for a deathbear.
He requested my handcuffs.

I'll handcuff your face.

Any grievances you have with the bear of death can go through me. He is my boy toy.

 

[Sicy]

well you're looking in the wrong place if you're looking for deathbear

I'll butt your face

 

[Angel]

ok. I would so love to go to an American Idol audtion just to be berated by Simon!!! I LOVE HIM!!! He is pure evil
Someone should totally go on there and psyche him out.

Btw--> That Enrique wannabe from Miami has got to be on some serious crack cocaine.