I do have a Christmas song I love.
Paul Kelly - How To Make Gravy - YouTube
Hello Dan
It's Joe here
I hope you're keeping well
It's the 21st of December
And now they're the last bells
If I get good behaviour
I'll be outta here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas Day
Please don't let them cry for me
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
And Stella's flying in from the coast
They say it's gonna be 100 degrees, even more baby
But that won't stop the roast
Who's gonna make the gravy now
I bet it won't taste the same
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for that sweetness and extra tang
And give my love to Angus
And to Frank and Dolly
Tell them all I'm sorry
I really screwed up this time
And look after Rita
I'll be thinking of her
Early Christmas morning
When I'm standing in line
I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one, what his name again?
Just a little too much cologne
And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
Cos there sure as hell ain't no one in here I wanna fight
And pray to baby Jesus
Have a Merry Christmas
I'm really gonna miss it
All the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening
I can just imagine
You put on Junior Murvin
And push those tables back
And you'll dance with Rita
I know you really like her
Just don't hold her too close brother oh please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that
It's just my mind it plays up
Multiples these matters
Turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly
She's the one to save me
I'm gonna make some gravy
I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry
You know I love her badly
Tell em all I'm sorry
And kiss the sleepy children for me
Oh you know one of these days
I'll be making gravy
I'll be making plenty
I'm gonna pay em all back