Lemon Grrrrrl said:: Einstein said the photoelectric effect can be summed up in the equation E=hv, where h is a number called Planck's constant, determined by measurement to be 6.6 x 10 -34 joule seconds. Or is it 10 -33 joule seconds? Aaaahhhh! I can't remember!
science jokes with The Edge! 
: Now, now, that's no way to wear a tie. *pulls it loose and crooked* Ahh, much better.
Better than Larry's!: Aw, shucks ladies, thank you! 
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Uh oh, this could get ugly really quickly. Umm, Bono, you might want to move a little closer to John... and fast.
I love 'em both! 
Miringeltje said:
I love that pic...Look at em go!!
: Hey, baby, wanna dance? C'mon, look at these moves! Yeah! You know you wanna dance with me. C'mon!
cool pic of bonoLemon Grrrrrl said:
Why oh why can't sleazy guys in bars look like that?
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
That's an old joke I came up with years ago in the old Zootopia when I did U2 themed Mad Libs.
...so I wanna call Angela Merkel on the speaker, and I'm pressing every button I can think of and the damn thing won't work! How about that button? Which one? The one that says "Call Angela Merkel"....fuck this shit, I'm getting MacPhisto's old telephone.
...so you cross the blue wire with the red wire, lower the frequency, raise the amplitude by.......all I understand is, either you just fixed my mike, or you've just shown me how to dismantle an atomic bomb.
....zzzzz.... Bono?....mmmm.... Aw, he's so cute when he's asleep. ...mmm, Ali 
....darlin'....I love it when you do that...zzz.... 
...Okaaaaay....awkward....I'll be tuning my guitars now, bye!
It worked! My super-high-jump boots worked! Wow, Bono, you look really little from up here! Hey, mind if I borrow your boots so I can kick you to the moons?
Seriously, Bono, I hate to tell you, but your breath stinks. You really need to brush your teeth more frequently. 
oops. Shame on you, Bono. How could you?! In front of all of these people! I'm sorry. I don't know how this could happen. But ... it just escaped me ....
STOP!...in the naaame of looove... ...before you break my heart! You lot are such dorks, I can't even look at you...
and the last one
No, you can't have her! 
She's mine, ya hear me, MINE! 
Kristin Machina said:
!!!
Kristin Machina said:
when I looked at the pic, I knew the caption before I even read it
I just listened to that too! so its even more lol'eriffic!Kristin Machina said:
Edge! Hey Edge... over here! Edge! Hey Edge!!! *singsong*Miiiister theeee Eeeeeeeeeedge! You're ignoring meeeeee... *thinking* Just ingore him and he'll go away... ignore him, and he'll *hopefully* get bored and go away...
geegeelovesadam said:
That's pretty much how it went down, too 
kafrun said:
*strums guitar*
hahahaha whale songs! lol
argh I almost got it there Edge start playing quickly, Bono's practising his H chord again 
Lemon Grrrrrl said:
Why oh why can't sleazy guys in bars look like that?
eyebrow flash!
You put your right arm in, your right arm out... WTF? ok, step back slowly and they may not notice
haha here's my chance. I'm gonna get these Edge pics down before anyone notices... 
Damn here he comes...look innocent 
MadDaisy said:
