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[corianderstem]

And that bitch Anne Murray, too!

 

[Lila64]

 

[corianderstem]

TEAM FERGUSON!

YouTube - Craig Ferguson, Oops! He Did It Again!

This (and the rest of the videos in the group) are what have finally convinced me I need to be DVRing his show.

Holy shit, this is awesome and amazing and flawless and beautiful.

 

[UberBeaver]

TEAM FERGUSON!

YouTube - Craig Ferguson, Oops! He Did It Again!

This (and the rest of the videos in the group) are what have finally convinced me I need to be DVRing his show.

Holy shit, this is awesome and amazing and flawless and beautiful.

That's brilliant.

 

[mikal]

i have great news folks. Cactus Annie has returned!!!

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f189/bonos-vocal-range-204259-4.html#post6624079

 

[Thora]

I should not have watched that video at work. I laughed. Out loud. VERY loudly.



That was awesome!

 

[u2popmofo]

Lay off days at work are sooooo much fun!!!!

 

[martha]

Yikes. You didn't have to do the dirty work, did you?

 

[u2popmofo]

Nah, just sucks to see friends get let go. In this economy, I even feel bad to some extent to see people I hate get layed off.

Oh teh wellz.

 

[martha]

Yeah.

But the upside the this sitch, today a student's mom got a job far far away, and the student is transferring far far away, and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY about that. The student was a pain in the ass, and now he's gone.

 

[Irvine511]

Yeah.

But the upside the this sitch, today a student's mom got a job far far away, and the student is transferring far far away, and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY about that. The student was a pain in the ass, and now he's gone.

i can't believe teachers think things like this.

 

[PhilsFan]

Yeah.

But the upside the this sitch, today a student's mom got a job far far away, and the student is transferring far far away, and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY about that. The student was a pain in the ass, and now he's gone.

What age do you teach again?

 

[martha]

i can't believe teachers think things like this.

And the student was a boy, so there's that whole man-hating thing again.

What age do you teach again?

Fifth. So they turn 11 during my year with them.

 

[PhilsFan]

Right. My youngest brother is in sixth grade now.

 

[martha]

I like the upper grades of elementary a whole hell of a lot more than the lower grades.

 

[corianderstem]

I just got done filing my taxes. Now ... GIMME MY MONEY!

 

[martha]

Shut up about taxes done.

And shut up about money back.

 

[corianderstem]

Don't take away my small joys! I need them where I can get them! Easy tax filing is one of them.

 

[Dalton]

I check the blog of a certain teenage poster biannually to see if she's pregnant yet.

 

[corianderstem]

See? Everyone has their small joys!

 

[Dalton]

See? Everyone has their small joys!

Some people read People. I read you.

 

[corianderstem]

Is my crossword puzzle as ridiculously easy as People's?

 

[Dalton]

I'm sorry, by 'read' I totally meant 'look at the pictures'.

 

[corianderstem]

And by "look at the pictures" do you mean "cry like a little girl over the human interest story articles"?

 

[Dalton]

And by "look at the pictures" do you mean "cry like a little girl over the human interest story articles"?

It's true. The baboon heart my mother gave me as a child is quite sensitive. But I'm afraid if they take it away, I won't love you the same.

 

[corianderstem]

You're mocking me.

Are you mocking me?

I think you're mocking me.

 

[PhilsFan]

Supposedly that guido show on MTV is having a Season 2 held in the exact town where I vacation every single summer.

Part of my soul just died.

 

[corianderstem]

MTV: slowly killing our souls a tiny bit at a time since the late 90s or so.

Have you seen pictures of that Snooki person? She's, like, a foot and a half tall.

 

[PhilsFan]

The best description of her ever is "a goblin crossed with another goblin."

Seriously, though, I don't want everyone to ruin Jersey.

 

[corianderstem]

Bruce Springsteen will save it again.