IT'S OFFICIAL: Welcome to Zoney's Confessionals

[zonelistener]

Here here.

Take a seat here on my left knee (it is stronger than the right one) and tell me about your deepest, darkest secrets.

Just whisper in to my ear (again, my left ear is better...).

AND DON'T SPIT.

Who is first?

 

[beegee]

i confess that i licked the kitchen table once, just to see what it tastes like

 

[zonelistener]

mmmm. WOOD.

Now that was a tasty confession.

Who's next?

 

[Angela Harlem]

I confess to irrational anger at nearly everyone.

 

[zonelistener]

YOU SAT ON MY RIGHT KNEE

 

[melon]

ealsdkfja;sldfku99024fjasdl;kfj

It's your turn.

Melon

 

[beegee]

have i ever told you guys how much i love egg salad?

 

[zonelistener]

did you just say you want to lick egg salad off of my knee?


I reserve that for whortence.

 

[Angela Harlem]

zoneeee
what is in egg salad? or is it obvious....:roollysmarttoday:

 

[beegee]

egg salad = hard boiled eggs chopped and mixed with mayo, salt, pepper

serve on thick, wheaty bread and enjoy

 

[zonelistener]

eggs and DRESSING

THIS is not a love song.

THIS is not a love song.


THIS is not a love song.

 

[EPandAmerica]

I confess, I am a lotion junkie.

I buy bottle after bottle after bottle. I have to try all the scents, textures in all the different price ranges. Then I use a third to half and I am done with it.

I just got back from Walgreens, went for mascara came back with mascara and lotion.

 

[Angela Harlem]

egg salad = hard boiled eggs chopped and mixed with mayo, salt, pepper

serve on thick, wheaty bread and enjoy

that sounds too nice. i had kfc for lunch. shove that confession up your cake-hole as well, JEFFREY.

are you angry, miss bonosgirl?
i am only pseudo angry in here.

 

[For Honor]

I confess that I wish I could be at Dragon Buffet and eat an unlimeted amount of awesome Chinese food the rest of the night, and everyday after, because I need to eat more for all my working out.

....yeah....

 

[zonelistener]

I am going to lotion up Angelaharlems cake hole and shove Dragon buffet biscuits down there until she gets auto-asfixiation...or something?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.


Then I ate an egg salad sandwich.

 

[For Honor]

I shot the sheriff

 

[Angela Harlem]

I am going to lotion up Angelaharlems cake hole and shove Dragon buffet biscuits down there until she gets auto-asfixiation...or something?

is this about michael? im fighting with a new breed of stupid now in that stupid arsed fucking thread.
:insanewithannoyanceathowsomepeoplemisunderstandthebleedingfuckingobvious!!!!!1!:

and i do NOT mean bg69

 

[zonelistener]

would popwhore like some chips with her eggsalad?



Confess to me all your dirty little Detroit secrets.

 

[beegee]

 

[zonelistener]

X'scuse me.

THAT is not a confession.

 

[Angela Harlem]

its time for you to confess something.

bg has mail.

i confess to watching dr phil earlier.

 

[zonelistener]

I would be pissed if you were my friend (watching doctor phil)

 

[Angela Harlem]

you make it sound like i was spying on him
it was a show where his viewers argued back with him on where they thought he was wrong.
i just want him to talk a little quicker.

 

[zonelistener]

I would STILL be pissed if you were my friend.

Watching Dr. Phil when you should be home-schooling or something

 

[unosdostres14]

I confess that I don't know how to read

 

[Angela Harlem]

WWWERE???????

www.ere.my.friend.com.au

hoo-ha!!


i need pepsi.

i still heart you jeffrey. WITH THE SOLVOL!!!

did i tell you i quit smoking?

 

[Angela Harlem]

ps, that's a fake link. dont click on it.

 

[zonelistener]

can someone interpret aussi for me?

I would STILL be pissed if you were my friend.

I TOTALLLY agree!

 

[Angela Harlem]

are you desperately trying to tell me i'm not your friend??????