Caption Thread #17: The boys know they can't dance...yes we know...

[Bonogirl777]

Yeah, he's all alone and he looks so sad.

I'll go over and give him a hug and a kiss.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

What can I do with that photo....

: I just can't stand the off season. I need an audience! Why is no one paying attention to me?!
*a pigeon flies over and starts walking around at Bono's feet*
: (to the pigeon) Is it normally this empty around here? Why aren't there crowds of adoring fans around me? It's my hair isn't it? It's not exciting enough for them, is it?! What should I do Mr. Pigeon? Should I dye it orange?

 

[Bonogirl777]

Mr. Pigeon! That's just too cute!

 

[waynetravis]

John: **lifts up the back of Bono's jacket**
Other security guy:

 

[bonocomet]

wt you are a true pleban.

 

[Bonogirl777]

That was FUNNYYY!!!!

Was he, or Carlos, the first true guy PLEBAn?

 

[BonoFox1]

John: **lifts up the back of Bono's jacket**
Other security guy:

LOL!!!! WAYNE!! You've been hanging out in PLEBA too long!!

 

[BonoFox1]

What can I do with that photo....

: I just can't stand the off season. I need an audience! Why is no one paying attention to me?!
*a pigeon flies over and starts walking around at Bono's feet*
: (to the pigeon) Is it normally this empty around here? Why aren't there crowds of adoring fans around me? It's my hair isn't it? It's not exciting enough for them, is it?! What should I do Mr. Pigeon? Should I dye it orange?

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!!


*need to get my butt over to central park and adore Mr.B

 

[Galeongirl]

oh Wayne, you dirty pervert!!!!







I can so see Bono talking to pigeons!

 

[Caroni]

OMG Pigeon is the new shiny!

 

[Bonogirl777]

It is!

 

[europop2005]

should I tell him about that rip in his pants?

 

[Reggo]

Good one, europop!

 

[zuropa_fit]

should I tell him about that rip in his pants?

How did that pigeon get in here?

 

[TedUK]

Euuurrrgh! Bonofarts! Maybe I should go back to wearing the mask.....

*pptthhhhhfffrrrrrrrp!*

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[Reggo]

Is it time for your medication or for mine?
No kissy?

 

[Bonogirl777]

 

[Rosebud]

John: **lifts up the back of Bono's jacket**
Other security guy:

And Mr. Pidgeon - priceless!! Btw, could someone give me the backstory on the "shinies" thing? I've heard it forever, but I can't figure out where it came from...

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I think it just came from us deciding that Bono seems like the type of person who would be distracted by shiny objects

 

[Rosebud]

Ok, that's kind of what I thought (I can DEFINITELY see him liking shinies), but I thought there might have been a story behind it (like the beachball thing ).

By the way, DOL, the caption on your avi....I'm still wiping away the tears!!!

 

[Reggo]

Did he really honestly say "Corn nuts?"

*goes to look it up*

 

[Reggo]

: Oh hell. Adam glued Bono to his mic stand again. Sweet. Oh, he's stuck good. Right, well, this is gonna be awhile, I think I'll go backstage for a bit...

 

[Reggo]

It was at this moment that Larry regretted ending his last argument with Bono with the phrase "Bite me."

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Did he really honestly say "Corn nuts?"

*goes to look it up*

No. It's a reference to the death of Heather Chandler in the movie Heathers. The text in the avatar is also a Heathers reference.

 

[Reggo]

No. It's a reference to the death of Heather Chandler in the movie Heathers. The text in the avatar is also a Heathers reference.

Oh.
Knowing how JK wrote Dumbledore, I wouldn't put it past her! I just figured I missed it somewhere.

 

[Hinder]

Okay I posted this in the leather day thread too but I couldn't resist posting it here too because the 2nd pic already had the caption for both pics

pfftt

That is just...WRONG, man!

And oh, so accurate.

 

[blm]

DOL13- Central park, insecure Bono, looking for attention, hair issue, and Mr. Pigeon
You nailed it.

 

[WithOrWithOutE]

It was at this moment that Larry regretted ending his last argument with Bono with the phrase "Bite me."

ooohhh my God!

 

[iloveedge]

Before...

*aww!*

After...

What are you lookin' at? You've never seen two men together before?
Yeah?!